United thread 2019/20

[Mikejl]

I spend hours looking for classic comedy on YouTube and this has the Morecambe & Wise 1976 Christmas special well and truly beaten. Although he's no Angela Rippon.

Not arrogant, just bitter....

 

[Groke]

Just seen stuff on Twitter that United fans are planning a walk out in the 58th minute of their game against Wolves. If that’s true then my head has gone. You couldn’t write this shit.

58th? The relevance couldn't be anything as crass as the year of the Munich disaster, may be.....

- Percentage of them that will be Liverpool fans by the end of the season?
- Average number of league grounds that are closer to where they live than OT?
- Average IQ?
- Average cost of outfitting a MIB in Sportsdirect?

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

This mass walk out the Rags are planning against wolves ain't they already done that against Burnley

 

[Gray]

Have to say, using the Munich tragedy to highlight their unhappiness with their current situation of being fifth, in a cup semi final and still in two other competitions, is actually offensive to me as a Manc and as someone who hopes to have at least some standards of respect and decency.

There are teams fighting relegation and even for their very existence, and these self entitled halfwits think it's clever to use the 58th minute and an awful tragedy to highlight that they think they deserve more.

Are they suggesting that the current regime isn't respecting the tragedy? No. Are they suggesting that what is happening is damaging the memory of those lost? No. Leave it for what it is, respect it in the right way, what a bunch of whiney, greedy so called 'fans'. Yet the have the temerity to attack any other team who doesn't show complete respect for the memory, whilst at the same time flogging merch off the back of it. Now it's used because they want to stamp their feet a little at the owners and management. Pathetic.

Scumbags.

Yes and how many of those match going fans were alive when the tragedy happened, they will not be aware that our Club was touched by the event also. Their disgusting club treated the families of the victims atrociously and then years later decided it was a money spinner, disgusting behaviour. The person who gave them the success they think is their birthright, by any means possible and many of them extremely underhanded, is now 78 years old that would be a more appropriate number to chose. But as you say they should have tried being in our shoes, they wouldn’t have felt so entitled after going through the years of misery we all did.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Nah, Nick Robinson. Or maybe Eeaemon Homes.
What would be funny would be our Clive Myrie in the chair ;-)

I shudder just thinking of that smarmy fat get. Terry Christian too

 

[JASR]

There’s a thread on the caf with a couple of them arguing about spending.
An idiot is banging on about net spend and how they’ve not spent anything and should just go out and buy players.
Then there’s the equivalent of a red PB and a few others stating financial facts - united have no money to spend, because they are still paying off previous transfers and have to factor in falling revenue, working within FFP (lol - the irony) etc.
The idiot keeps reiterating ‘net spend’, and then accuses them of practically being stooges for woody/glazers.
It does really look like a financial shitstorm is about to descend on them - if they don’t get any European action next year, they will implode and descend

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I wonder why they think they will get £150m in the summer for Pogba.
I've just checked and his contract runs out on 30.06.2021
There is no way they are getting a large fee with somebody with less than a year on their contract...

Am I missing something here.....

 

[chesterbells]

I shudder just thinking of that smarmy fat get. Terry Christian too

haha, this nightmare QT panel is really coming together here!

 

[laserblue]

Should probably be a week with all the outpouring of grief !

It should be a week because if the old soak is cremated it'll take that long to put the fire out.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

What's the difference between Utd and an Oxo cube?

An Oxo cube isn't a laughing stock