United thread 2019/20

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

So the paper boy wants Pogba to sign a new contract. This is absolute gold, Pogba the guy who has spent the whole season pretending to be injured to get a move out of there, then covid hits and no team can afford what the rags want for him. Give him a pay rise that’s the type of player you want around the club, like that other guy on big money who plays the piano.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

that will be six points in the bag next season for united if west ham stay up this season

I genuinely think them two wouldn t get games, west ham have a good squad. overpaid dead weights, Moyes needs his head checked if he tries to sign.

 

[manchester blue]

From BBC Gossip column. As sure as night follows day, they unload their shit players for top money to an ex player/manager

West Ham boss David Moyes is considering moves for Manchester United's English duo Phil Jones, 28, and Jesse Lingard, 27. (Independent)

Has he never seen either of them play?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Has he never seen either of them play?

It's David Moyes mate.....remember?.."The Chosen One"......what could possibly go wrong?

 

[KentBlue]

It's David Moyes mate.....remember?.."The Chosen One"......what could possibly go wrong?

Indeed. It's what he does - he wins.

 

[its grim up north]

It's David Moyes mate.....remember?.."The Chosen One"......"The Football Genius"......what could possibly go wrong?

Slight factual addition.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Still cant believe that jesse lingard has actually played in a WC semi final.
Beggars belief.

I can believe he played in a WC.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

I can believe he played in a WC.

I cant believe he plays full stop.

 

[Blue Mist]

So barring a disaster/ miracle for the rags, Manchester City will, for the seventh consecutive season, finish above the scumbags from Trafford.

I wonder what the ticket tout has to say about this.

Excellent post Sir, my cap is duly doffed. Do you remember when the takeover first happened, they laughed, something about even the translation of whatever word was united. They thought they were untouchable and they would always be at the top well for all the lurking Rags I will just say this...
We have had a shite season and yet we are second in the league, we have won the League Cup, we are in the semi final of the FA Cup and 2-1 up against Real Madrid in the Big Boys Cup, we are the highest scorers in the league, we have Pep, Kev, Bernie, a keeper that can ping a ball more accurately than any golfer, the only down side I can see is Merlin is retiring and what have you lot of sad bastards got now that you are back ?....
A donut thief that is shite, a piano player that is bleeding you dry, a haircut that doesn't want to be there but no one else can afford, a dibber and a dabber and Thursday nights in Uzbekistan. Fuck Off.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Excellent post Sir, my cap is duly doffed. Do you remember when the takeover first happened, they laughed, something about even the translation of whatever word was united. They thought they were untouchable and they would always be at the top well for all the lurking Rags I will just say this...
We have had a shite season and yet we are second in the league, we have won the League Cup, we are in the semi final of the FA Cup and 2-1 up against Real Madrid in the Big Boys Cup, we are the highest scorers in the league, we have Pep, Kev, Bernie, a keeper that can ping a ball more accurately than any golfer, the only down side I can see is Merlin is retiring and what have you lot of sad bastards got now that you are back ?....
A donut thief that is shite, a piano player that is bleeding you dry, a haircut that doesn't want to be there but no one else can afford, a dibber and a dabber and Thursday nights in Uzbekistan. Fuck Off.