United thread 2019/20

[mat]

I’m trying to suppress all hope the rags will fuck it up today. I honestly think they will get so much help it’s blatant if they don’t show up today.

 

[Vienna_70]

Would be brill though if Nacho bangs the winner in.

It would be fucking excellent!

 

[KentBlue]

I honestly think they will get so much help it’s blatant if they don’t show up today.

I've actually told all my non-footballing mates and their families to keep an eye on the results today. I have told them all the rags will be gifted victory and they've all said the same thing: 'How do you know?'
You wait until the final whistle when the inevitable has happened, they'll all be thinking I'm a clairvoyant.

 

[lonestay]

The prem league have a bet on that scum will win with a penalty, that scum will secure 4th spot as well allegedly!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I've actually told all my non-footballing mates and their families to keep an eye on the results today. I have told them all the rags will be gifted victory and they've all said the same thing: 'How do you know?'
You wait until the final whistle when the inevitable has happened, they'll all be thinking I'm a clairvoyant.

Let's hope the tinfoil hat is real today and they all shout 'charlatan' at you....I do sadly agree with you.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Did anyone ever doubt it?
Take a bow VAR.
Job done.

 

[argyle]

Penchester Utd

 

[Akpowell]

Fucking scum

 

[ScottSinclair]

What a disgusting club United is

 

[tweety]

I assume the penalty was another dive?