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This is comedy genius...

He's a mentalist.

 

[Impeccable One]

Every day is a school day. Thanks BS

The Criterion sounds like a rather grand but faded railway hotel.

Weren't we named the Criterions for the 17-18 season ?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

He's a mentalist.

I've just watched the turncoat Forest fan waffling shite. I think him jumping off a cliff with an invisible bungee cord is a good idea.
Jump now Goldbridge, and mind the gap you boring ****.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Their dream midfield is Longstaff lemina and McTominnay. With £100 million worth of Free and Matic in reserve. Would that even get them top 10? As long as they alter their expectations and don’t blame it on Agent Ole it’s hilarious.

 

[bluemonkey71]

He's a mentalist.

A bloody idiot more like

 

[laserblue]

Weren't we named the Criterions for the 17-18 season ?

I thought it was Crustaceans.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I thought it was Crustaceans.

It was, when Neil McCrab used to play for us; )

 

[remember arthur mann]

I've just watched the turncoat Forest fan waffling shite. I think him jumping off a cliff with an invisible bungee cord is a good idea.
Jump now Goldbridge, and mind the gap you boring ****.

He goes round in circles, one day he's slagging them off, the next they are the world's greatest, he's comes across as a schizo.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

He goes round in circles, one day he's slagging them off, the next they are the world's greatest, he's comes across as a schizo.

I've seen his YouTube vlogs a few times. Like I said, he's just a turncoat ex Forest fan who became a rag because they were successful. Now Man-ure are fuckin' shite his hissy fits are worth watching for a couple of minutes now n' again, anymore than that and I want to kick him in the head on my TV screen. He'd have probably topped himself if he supported us in the 80s and 90s. Gob shite Goldbridge is the perfect epitome of an expectant rag who can't get his own way. Fuck the boring boggle eyed dweeb.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Much as I hate the rags and everything connected with them, you just would not want a total cnut like Pogba and his twat of an agent anywhere near your club.

The fact that he is causing a shitstorm at the swamp is great news, except for the fact that they will still probably end up making a profit from his eventual sale.

The fact that players like Pogba, Griezeman, Neymar and all other such fucking " superstars" are in demand despite the problems they create is in such marked contrast to the players we have at City , gives me a very warm glow.

The rags will still fuck up, as their recruitment strategy is a shite , and the longer the better, but cnuts like Pogba " looking for a new challenge " despite having achieved the sum total of sweet fuck all is a disgrace , and I hope the twat fucks up wherever he turns up.