United thread 2019/20

[mat]

Top early for that. Need Oli to stay in there for a bit before the inevitable sacking

Lump on.

 

[Manchester1894]

Tentative moments for them. Here's their last 10 signings... you can see why (Wan Bissaka aside) they are very nervous now the rot is starting to set.

Fred Shakhtar D. £53.10m
Diogo Dalot FC Porto £19.80m
Lee Grant Stoke City £1.53m
Romelu Lukaku Everton £76.23m
Nemanja Matic Chelsea £40.23m
Victor Lindelöf Benfica £31.50m
Alexis Sánchez Arsenal £30.60m
Paul Pogba Juventus £94.50m
Henrikh Mkhitaryan Bor. Dortmund £37.80m
Eric Bailly Villarreal £34.20m

They are first team signings (bar Grant)
Our last ten 1st teamer signings:

Riyad Mahrez Leicester £61.02m
Aymeric Laporte Athletic £58.50m
Benjamin Mendy Monaco £51.75m
Kyle Walker Spurs £47.43m
Bernardo Silva Monaco £45.00m
Ederson Benfica £36.00m
Danilo Real Madrid £27.00m
John Stones Everton £50.04m
Leroy Sané FC Schalke 04 £45.45m
Gabriel Jesus Palmeiras £28.80m

 

[KentBlue]

Lindleof stepped in and pulled Pogba back,looked like he was gonna chin Lingard.

I think somebody made a good point on here about the rags themselves posting that footage. Are they trying to say to the world: "This is the sort of ill-disciplined, juvenile behaviour we get from him"? Hoping we'll all feel sorry them and band together and drive this disruptive Frenchman away from these shores?

As deluded as the dippers, they really are.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Actually, the singular form of the word is "criterion", whereas "criteria" is the plural form.

You cannot therefore have "one criteria".

Every day is a school day. Thanks BS

The Criterion sounds like a rather grand but faded railway hotel.

 

[remember arthur mann]

That is genius, to be fair to him. If I knew him in real life I think I’d like him despite him being a red. You’d never stop laughing.

Until it’d get old and you’d just pretend your phones out of battery when he’d call.

If he's playing with a full deck I know where there's a ward full !!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

I think somebody made a good point on here about the rags themselves posting that footage. Are they trying to say to the world: "This is the sort of ill-disciplined, juvenile behaviour we get from him"? Hoping we'll all feel sorry them and band together and drive this disruptive Frenchman away from these shores?

As deluded as the dippers, they really are.

Strange thing was,Bailly and Martial was walking right in front of it,did'nt even turn round to see what was going on......as if it's the norm.

 

[laserblue]

Actually, the singular form of the word is "criterion", whereas "criteria" is the plural form.

You cannot therefore have "one criteria".

It's not a unique phenomena either.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Every day is a school day. Thanks BS

The Criterion sounds like a rather grand but faded railway hotel.

Nah, it's a bike made by Raleigh, Stuck in my garage, about 42 years old !

 

[DrBlueBob]

Nah, it's a bike made by Raleigh, Stuck in my garage, about 42 years old !

There's a vintage one on EBay for a ton. Clear the garage and make some cash. You're very welcome. :-)

 

[domalino]

Tentative moments for them. Here's their last 10 signings... you can see why (Wan Bissaka aside) they are very nervous now the rot is starting to set.

Fred So far total failure
Diogo Dalot £50m just spend to replace him
Lee Grant Stoke City £1.53m
Romelu Lukaku £76.23m - Has been really poor, also wants to leave
Nemanja Matic £40.23m - Now a liability in midfield, they're trying to replace him.
Victor Lindelöf £31.50m - Was awful, slowly looking better
Alexis Sánchez £30.60m - Possibly the worst transfer in PL history.
Paul Pogba £94.50m - Never delivered what was promised, still their best player, now demanding to leave.
Henrikh Mkhitaryan £37.80m - Already gone
Eric Bailly £34.20m - Currently looking to replace with £85m Maguire.