United thread 2019/20

[dhruvblue]

So they will have most expensive full back in footballofo hostorh but it will be Okay as they have HISTORY ??
I hope they don't land their target and if they get Bissaka I hope Palace skin some £70m

 

[crazyg]

Thought I'd share a little personal thing with you to help get this thread back on track. Twelve months ago, this week, I had a cardiac arrest and heart attack, rather appropriately, 'out of the blue'. Six months later and I am at my mechanic in Stretford ( I know, I know..) and he says to me ' I heard about what happened to you... what was it like...did you see the light?' Me - 'no no mate, there's no light', so he pushes it a bit further -'but what was it like?' So I thought for a few seconds and said ' It's a bit like watching United - but more exciting'. Proving that in life or death, they will always be sc.........

I had a similar experience just over 2 years ago, and was "out" for nearly 4 minutes before the paramedic got my heart going again. I now have a pacemaker installed.
My mate asked me the same question about "the light".heavenly music, etc, and I said "no". He said he would have a go about this to his brother-in-law, who is a vicar!

 

[Asa's left peg]

I had a similar experience just over 2 years ago, and was "out" for nearly 4 minutes before the paramedic got my heart going again. I now have a pacemaker installed.
My mate asked me the same question about "the light".heavenly music, etc, and I said "no". He said he would have a go about this to his brother-in-law, who is a vicar!

I only hear the heavenly music when I'm at the Etihad and when watching them loose games on MOTD ! Missed a few games and Wembley trips this year but they have been a source of comedy that has lifted my spirits and the fact that they still (after all that has gone on for 3 years) don't really get what's wrong - better than tablets!
(Glad you're ok btw)

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I had a similar experience just over 2 years ago, and was "out" for nearly 4 minutes before the paramedic got my heart going again. I now have a pacemaker installed.
My mate asked me the same question about "the light".heavenly music, etc, and I said "no". He said he would have a go about this to his brother-in-law, who is a vicar!

That's because you weren't really dead; just practising.

 

[malg]

Thought I'd share a little personal thing with you to help get this thread back on track. Twelve months ago, this week, I had a cardiac arrest and heart attack, rather appropriately, 'out of the blue'. Six months later and I am at my mechanic in Stretford ( I know, I know..) and he says to me ' I heard about what happened to you... what was it like...did you see the light?' Me - 'no no mate, there's no light', so he pushes it a bit further -'but what was it like?' So I thought for a few seconds and said ' It's a bit like watching United - but more exciting'. Proving that in life or death, they will always be sc.........

Hopefully your heart problems had fuck all to do with your choice of username.....?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Hopefully your heart problems had fuck all to do with your choice of username.....?

You’re getting him confused with Asa’s left ventricle.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Can’t quite tell where he sits on this question.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Either you're desperate for money, or he must be a really good mate for you to let him off with paying only 500 before the season starts. I reckon 900 would still be a good deal for him.

£999 would be a good deal for him - it's an absolute betting certainty

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Can’t quite tell where he sits on this question.

Has he been posting in the Liam Gallagher thread on here? :-)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

You’re getting him confused with Asa’s left ventricle.

There were some fucking dreadful jokes going around at the time about poor Asa.