United thread 2019/20

[Bluesince1979]

I have found Howson. He's getting fatter than ever and looks like he's stopped going and watches from a garden shed now, lol! He's still talking bollocks though.

The pain in his face is beautiful. Made my rainy tuesday that

 

[Bluesince1979]

As long as united get their shit together and beat Liverpool I couldn’t give a flying one about them, they are irrelevant to me apart from this game.

I want them to beat liverpool but to lose every other game they play, ever.
The shit they gave us! They were winning trebles but still found time to mock us. I want them to suffer.

Liverpool just piss me off, the odd cultish freaks. But United .....

 

[blue b4 the moon]

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/are-we-in-danger-of-relegation.450903/

:)

Going to enjoy this thread with toast & coffee, the first post sets it up nicely...the board will release funds and we'll get someone who can actually kick a ball.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

United fans now banging on about this young team with all the academy products...the future is bright they say????. Apparently there were six academy products in the team which played so magnificently tonight. Well, just hold on a minute...I think the players being talked about are Tuanzebe, McTominay, Rashford, Pereira(23), Lingard(26) and Pogba who will be gone soon. I am sure that little lot will strike fear around the footballing world...haha!!!.

Jordan, Ireland, Flood, Sturridge, Johnson, Barton, Richards, Bradley Wright Phillips all getting the nod under Pearce. We didn’t have the choice but to play them at the time as we were mediocre and couldn’t rub 2 quid together for a transfer budget. Bollocks to this holier than though Busby babes mantra they push to paper over the cracks. Are they going down that route now cos they have flat lined on noodle sponsors?

I love how they are being prepared for mediocrity with a 3 year reset of being shit to sort out the other 6 years of being shit. Could you imagine Soriano and Khaldoon holding a board meeting where they will discuss accepting being shit for 3 years? Me neither.

 

[Vienna_70]

I had the game on tonight and was thinking this:

- how utterly dull the whole match was.

Now I don’t know if I’m spoilt by our boys being so good (even when we are a bit shite) or it was a dull-ass match.

- That United are so irrelevant I too can’t give 2 bell ends about what they do, although I still get a bit moist when they lose.

- That they wheeled out Shakin’ Bacon and they still were turgid.

It was a fucking awful game, was it?

And Arsenal weren’t much better than the rags.

 

[ws01]

I know BBC aren’t too popular on here but there’s a good article this morning stating how average them and Arsenal have become.

Thing is Emery has a creative guy like Ceballos at his disposal but decides to bench him every game. At least you can say the Paper Boy doesn't have anything else to work with.

Very dour, negative manager. Almost as if he doesn't want to win.

 

[Vienna_70]

As long as united get their shit together and beat Liverpool I couldn’t give a flying one about them, they are irrelevant to me apart from this game.

That’s not going to happen.

Not a fucking chance!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

I have found Howson. He's getting fatter than ever and looks like he's stopped going and watches from a garden shed now, lol! He's still talking bollocks though.

Yeah,Young is that far out of position,he's on ya fuckin t-shirt.....bellend.

 

[Blue Llama]

I have found Howson. He's getting fatter than ever and looks like he's stopped going and watches from a garden shed now, lol! He's still talking bollocks though.

Goes on a bit doesn't he.

 

[blue by birth]

Why is he wearing a t-shirt with the face of Ashley Young on it?

At least pick a decent United player.

Oh, wait a minute!

Just wear a plain t-shirt.

Question.

Why would any United fan watch and listen to the t***?

What makes him a United pundit?

He’s the type of Rag you hear across any pub spouting off about United.

“Might as well be Celtic!”

Must be thinking of Staleybridge Celtic

 

[Semper aggressus]

Well this all makes rather pleasant reading doesn't it. Nice to see our friendly neighbours struggling with mediocrity, long may it continue and indeed worsen for them.

I hope they don't panic and start using money from Asian sponsors and Glazer's debts to go out and buy Kane, Sancho, Erikson, etc, really don't need them coming good again.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Sorry if already posted. Great quote from BBC

""The Theatre of Dreams' drowned in a downpour of rain and mediocrity, rarely enlivened by anything that could be called quality."

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Well this all makes rather pleasant reading doesn't it. Nice to see our friendly neighbours struggling with mediocrity, long may it continue and indeed worsen for them.

I hope they don't panic and start using money from Asian sponsors and Glazer's debts to go out and buy Kane, Sancho, Erikson, etc, really don't need them coming good again.

Do you think the three players you stated would bat an eye lid at them? No guaranteed champions league football and being part of a rebuilding process which will probably mean they won’t compete for the league until 2023. They would be all be better staying where they are.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Do you think the three players you stated would bat an eye lid at them? No guaranteed champions league football and being part of a rebuilding process which will probably mean they won’t compete for the league until 2023. They would be all be better staying where they are.

Hopefully you're right!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Well today is my birthday.
It’s George Weah’s too.
I got a lovely bottle of whisky and tickets for Paul Carrack at the Bridgewater next February from my Missus.
The scum are nothing more than an irrelevant pile of shite.
One of my better birthdays

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Do you think the three players you stated would bat an eye lid at them? No guaranteed champions league football and being part of a rebuilding process which will probably mean they won’t compete for the league until 2023. They would be all be better staying where they are.

I agree,unfortunately money means more than medals to a lot of players these days.

 

[hertsblue]

From the times:
Manchester United could face a potential £74m bill for transfer add-ons on signings over the last two years

Just shows the figures they post for fees are not true. Remember them saying Martial cost them 26 million and Monaco called them out on it saying the real deal with easy to achieve add ons was around 62 million

 

[SPIDERBOY]

From the times:
Manchester United could face a potential £74m bill for transfer add-ons on signings over the last two years

Just shows the figures they post for fees are not true. Remember them saying Martial cost them 26 million and Monaco called them out on it saying the real deal with easy to achieve add ons was around 62 million

Them "add ons" must only be for appearances.....they cant possibly be for anything else?

 

[Blu1]

Talk sport today saying lots of promising signs for Utd with young players! Wtf that game was one of the worst in football history.

At least the media machine is on ole side.

 

[pfazz]

Well today is my birthday.
It’s George Weah’s too.
I got a lovely bottle of whisky and tickets for Paul Carrack at the Bridgewater next February from my Missus.
The scum are nothing more than an irrelevant pile of shite.
One of my better birthdays

Well you wull enjoy Paul Carrack for sure, hes was superb the last 2 years at the Bridgewater.