United thread 2019/20

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Its more a comment on how they are reported on.

Thanks for explaining that.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

No appreciation for Chris de Burgh with today’s youth. ;-)

About the only thing the youth of today gets right ;-)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Show last minute interest in several players who would rather eat their own shit than sign for Utd then declare you have ended your interest in them all.

What a remarkable strategy.

I wish we were like them.

It's the (new) united way, SR.

 

[goatersnipple]

So the shit arent buying Erickson.
What a surprise.
Anyone else there not buying this summer.
This is belting.
Laughing at the clowns scrambling around.
Spent 100 of millions.
On what.
Keeper is a spent force.
Shaw is fat.
Smelling jones all other centre backs are wank.
Hayley cropper is good but paid well over the odds.
Wank a backwards is good.
Pogba . Shit
Sanchez . Haha.
Yound . Never any good and now hes old.
Rashford wont score 15 goals.
That young lad from Swansea has promise. But to light wieght.

Have a missed anyone

 

[asahartford1]

So the shit arent buying Erickson.
What a surprise.
Anyone else there not buying this summer.
This is belting.
Laughing at the clowns scrambling around.
Spent 100 of millions.
On what.
Keeper is a spent force.
Shaw is fat.
Smelling jones all other centre backs are wank.
Hayley cropper is good but paid well over the odds.
Wank a backwards is good.
Pogba . Shit
Sanchez . Haha.
Yound . Never any good and now hes old.
Rashford wont score 15 goals.
That young lad from Swansea has promise. But to light wieght.

Have a missed anyone

Ling hard is still young though

 

[laserblue]

Think you're being generous if that's league goals, if it's all competitions then maybe.

League goals:
Sanchez - 5 max - he's finished.
Martial - 10 max - not got the right attitude for the top level.
Rashford - Maybe 10.
Pogba - 10 penalties if he stays.
James- 5 max.
Lukaku - Gone before September.

Don't see who is getting them 15+ league goals.

You're being generous with the new Giggsy seeing as his club goalscoring total currently stands at 4 in the Championship for Swansea.

 

[laserblue]

Ling hard is still young though

13 next birthday apparently.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

CAPTION CONTEST

Heeyyy yoouuu guuyysss

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Just read this whopper over on ragcafe.

"If we don't bring anyone else in, where's the motivation to even turn on the telly for the Chelsea game?"

Fuck me, hahahaha.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

For the sake of my sanity is spelt ERIKSEN

Thanks