United thread 2019/20

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Maguire 'dreamed of playing for the rags ever since he was a young lad' apparently...

Maguire must have been dropped on his head when he was a young lad. Which, to be fair, would explain his head.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

So the shit arent buying Erickson.
What a surprise.
Anyone else there not buying this summer.
This is belting.
Laughing at the clowns scrambling around.
Spent 100 of millions.
On what.
Keeper is a spent force.
Shaw is fat.
Smelling jones all other centre backs are wank.
Hayley cropper is good but paid well over the odds.
Wank a backwards is good.
Pogba . Shit
Sanchez . Haha.
Yound . Never any good and now hes old.
Rashford wont score 15 goals.
That young lad from Swansea has promise. But to light wieght.

Have a missed anyone

Paddy Crerand is still taking money out of the club despite the fact he's been dead for 15 years.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Even better than that Lukaku has gone AWOL https://www.independent.co.uk/sport...aku-latest-inter-milan-juventus-a9045381.html

When your £80 million striker who you can't shift is so pissed off he goes home and trains with his old club, the rags just are the gift that keeps on giving!!

Free the Lumpkaku one.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

CAPTION CONTEST WINNER:

@old blue

“How much did these other dumbbells cost?

Getting some weight training in so I can lift my paycheque?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Getting some weight training in so I can lift my paycheque?

As it’ll be the only thing I am lifting this season.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Danny Welbs just gone to Watford on a free - I bet there are rags thinking maybe should of got him...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

CAPTION CONTEST

I promised the Leicester owners that I'd help them into the top 6 this season which is why I've joined man U.

 

[Sir peace frog]

For the sake of my sanity is spelt ERICSONN

Thanks

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[kippaxwarrior]

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[hertsblue]

Re the Lump. They tell him to stay away all summer, try and sell him, then when they keep getting rejected they are surprised he does not show up so they fine him. That club is so badly run and long may it continue