United thread 2019/20

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The Young saga rumbles on. A player who has started only a few games gets offered a contract extension to ward off interest from Milan. Now, he refuses the offer and asks to be released, apparently. I expect Woodentop to recruit Rooney as a full back on 200,000 pw.
 
KS55 said:
The Young saga rumbles on. A player who has started only a few games gets offered a contract extension to ward off interest from Milan. Now, he refuses the offer and asks to be released, apparently. I expect Woodentop to recruit Rooney as a full back on 200,000 pw.
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It’s genuinely like a blue is running that club, for shits and giggles. Their decline as an institution has been incredible and yet their revenues are still huge. They hit the big time with perfect timing. It’s still a very strong brand and will take some shifting as such. Not for at least a decade, almost certainly more.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
It’s genuinely like a blue is running that club, for shits and giggles. Their decline as an institution has been incredible and yet their revenues are still huge. They hit the big time with perfect timing. It’s still a very strong brand and will take some shifting as such. Not for at least a decade, almost certainly more.
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I fear you are right about it taking for ever to fall apart. Still, in Div 2, they love a good marine engine.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
It’s genuinely like a blue is running that club, for shits and giggles. Their decline as an institution has been incredible and yet their revenues are still huge. They hit the big time with perfect timing. It’s still a very strong brand and will take some shifting as such. Not for at least a decade, almost certainly more.
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And unbelievably 5th in the PL with Norwich their next game!
 
Blue Hefner said:
What sort of living does he(and people like him) make from YouTube?

Who the fuck wants to listen to him, he’s like a typical boring **** at the corner of a bar
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I've seen very little of the fat fucker, but I did watch him interviewing gary chuckie after JM got the job, and rat face was 100% certain that peg would bring the glory years back haha.
 
So, they're trying to re-sign a 34 year old Ashley Young and he is knocking them back.

That should tell someone everything about the state they're in right now.
 
Sky Sports: Manchester United end interest in signing Christian Erickson...
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I noticed that this will be my 1000th post on here..

Bit special for me, so which thread to post it in?

The Dipper thread?..

The VAR thread?..

SOO thread?..

No, its the Rags thread for me..!

Just a few things I want to get off my chest before bed..!

1. Appointed a guy so far out of his depth, Greenpeace have had to launch Boaty McBoatface into the Mariana Trench to try and rescue him..!

2. Their most expensive signing is that desperate not to play for them he's had his leg sawn off and re-stitched back on so is out until the summer transfer window..!

3. Biggest club in the widest world but cannot sell out a cup semi final against their local rivals..!

4. Ex manager and players perched in the stand like the vulture scene from Dumbo, picking over the dying rags carcass..!

5. Players and managers, long moved on by the club, still on the payroll to the tune of several million pounds per week..!

6. Since the Dabber has obviously called it a day, their only other so called World star, the doughnut thief has royally ripped them a new one by taking them for £400K per week.
He's bang on target to let in 60 plus goals this season..!

7. The clubs owners giving the impression they don't give 2 fcuks and continue to bleed them dry..!

8. The halcyon days of Champions League qualification and actually competing are long gone, now having to drag their sorry arses around the backwaters of Eastern Europe hoping not to get gubbed by a team of goat hearders and sheep shearers..!

9. Offering their 35 year old experienced diver a contract extension to keep him at the swamp for another season..!

10. Bernardo has scored more goals in 2 visits to the swamp than Beans Beans Beans has in 2 years.
BBB is a regular starter for the rags..!

11. Fred, McGuire, James, Wan Basakka, Matic and Lindelof cost in the region of £300 million pounds, are are all regular first teamers and are all,.. er.. well... er.. Crap!

Other first teamers include said 60 goal a season Doughnut Thief, The Face, Fatty Shaw, The Birdshit Eater, The Dabber (oh my sides haha!), McTommminnimmy, Beans x3, Greenwood, Whan Matter and Piranha..

What a cluster of fcuks that lot are..!

I just want to say, the last 8 years or so have been absolutely wonderful..!

Our rise has been superlative whereby their fall into the inky abbiss has been truly mesmerising to behold..!

They are a busted flush, fcuked, yesterday's news, stick a fork in them 'cos they're done.. any of the above describes them to a tee as far as I am concerned..!

Glory Glory M** U*****!



Haha fuckin' Ha!
 
Bill the Blue said:
I noticed that this will be my 1000th post on here..

Bit special for me, so which thread to post it in?

The Dipper thread?..

The VAR thread?..

SOO thread?..

No, its the Rags thread for me..!

Just a few things I want to get off my chest before bed..!

1. Appointed a guy so far out of his depth, Greenpeace have had to launch Boaty McBoatface into the Mariana Trench to try and rescue him..!

2. Their most expensive signing is that desperate not to play for them he's had his leg sawn off and re-stitched back on so is out until the summer transfer window..!

3. Biggest club in the widest world but cannot sell out a cup semi final against their local rivals..!

4. Ex manager and players perched in the stand like the vulture scene from Dumbo, picking over the dying rags carcass..!

5. Players and managers, long moved on by the club, still on the payroll to the tune of several million pounds per week..!

6. Since the Dabber has obviously called it a day, their only other so called World star, the doughnut thief has royally ripped them a new one by taking them for £400K per week.
He's bang on target to let in 60 plus goals this season..!

7. The clubs owners giving the impression they don't give 2 fcuks and continue to bleed them dry..!

8. The halcyon days of Champions League qualification and actually competing are long gone, now having to drag their sorry arses around the backwaters of Eastern Europe hoping not to get gubbed by a team of goat hearders and sheep shearers..!

9. Offering their 35 year old experienced diver a contract extension to keep him at the swamp for another season..!

10. Bernardo has scored more goals in 2 visits to the swamp than Beans Beans Beans has in 2 years.
BBB is a regular starter for the rags..!

11. Fred, McGuire, James, Wan Basakka, Matic and Lindelof cost in the region of £300 million pounds, are are all regular first teamers and are all,.. er.. well... er.. Crap!

Other first teamers include said 60 goal a season Doughnut Thief, The Face, Fatty Shaw, The Birdshit Eater, The Dabber (oh my sides haha!), McTommminnimmy, Beans x3, Greenwood, Whan Matter and Piranha..

What a cluster of fcuks that lot are..!

I just want to say, the last 8 years or so have been absolutely wonderful..!

Our rise has been superlative whereby their fall into the inky abbiss has been truly mesmerising to behold..!

They are a busted flush, fcuked, yesterday's news, stick a fork in them 'cos they're done.. any of the above describes them to a tee as far as I am concerned..!

Glory Glory M** U*****!



Haha fuckin' Ha!
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You forget to mention they are wank.
 
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