United thread 2019/20

[Mancity1980]

A few injuries later and the rags are finishing this season in the bottom half

Going down with a billion in the bank...:)

 

[The Colonel]

Utd fans did call Utd the Rags but I have no record that City ever bought them a kit. I've searched for evidence but nothing has ever appeared. City did donate money to Newton Heath at their bazaars in the early 20th Century (and City officials did as well).

Was that including City getting a dog going around the pubs with a collection tin attached? And prior to their first sugar daddy, Davies?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Going down with a billion in the Caymans...:)

Sorted.

 

[Blue Mist]

Man of the Match in his debut against Barcelona. Or was it Yeovil? I forget. Anyway, he was fucking majestic, the missing piece in the jigsaw - unlocked Pogba, shored up the back line, he was the link between defence and attack, the pivot, call it what you like, he basically redefined Total Football for the modern era. Even as a blue you had to appreciate the genius in front of you. The day we let him slip through the net will go down in history.

He was my favourite Rag player and it was great to read your tribute to him. I may be a Blue but I have to say Alexi lit up the Swamp like no one before him and he will be very hard to replace. The worry for Yoonitid is they may now end up mid table, with him in the team they were guaranteed 8th.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Madame Tussauds have put in a bid.

I doubt it, his face isn't animated enough.

 

[bondsman]

Bizarre how many think Ole and his wheel aren’t the problem 2 wins since Feb is it but it’s all Woodward and the boards fault. ‘He hasn’t been able to sign his targets’. No thought for the fact that he’s tactically inept, the players he has been ‘allowed’ to sign aren’t top tier and previous to signing for Utd top tier players have gone backwards and want to leave the club. Long may his reign continue.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Bizarre how many think Ole and his wheel aren’t the problem 2 wins since Feb is it but it’s all Woodward and the boards fault. ‘He hasn’t been able to sign his targets’. No thought for the fact that he’s tactically inept, the players he has been ‘allowed’ to sign aren’t top tier and previous to signing for Utd top tier players have gone backwards and want to leave the club. Long may his reign continue.

Shhh #SOO

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Gratuitous picture of 'Arry Hotspur and Chris Smalling today in the DT. No connection to any of the surrounding stories. A photo just to keep the Ragamuffins thinking that they are relevant. But it is the caption that provides the belly laugh. It draws attention that Smalling could join the Manchester United talent exodus to Italy, joining Lumpaku and Sanchez! Talent exodus? Exodus alright, but talent?

 

[crazyg]

Madame Tussauds have put in a bid.

To be the star attraction in the Chamber of Horrors.

 

[domalino]

United's current forward line up.

Rashford
Martial
Pereira
Greenwood
James
Chong

Could you ever have imagined they'd be this shit?