United thread 2019/20

[mat]

Chong - sounds like the tune you'd play on one of those one note xylophones from primary school.

I'm hoping they've got a kid called Cheech.

 

[twosips]

United being drawn in 'Group L' has really, really amused me. Incredibly apt.

 

[domalino]

United being drawn in 'Group L' has really, really amused me. Incredibly apt.

In with Astana, Alkmaar and Partizan Belgrade.

Isn't that just the perfect group to remind them where they are? Thursday night trips to Kazakstan, Belgrade and the 26th biggest town in the Netherlands.

 

[hello]

Astana is a right woman to get to, went twice with work last year,

 

[laserblue]

True to form 17 year old Mason Greenwood has been called up for England under 21s following a handful of cameo substitute appearances. As has dipper wonder kid Rhian Brewster who, despite being the same age as Phil Foden, has never played a single minute of competitive first team football for Littlewoods FC.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Going down with a billion in the bank...:)

Correction

"Going down owing a billion to the bank"

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Watched him quite recently in Mutiny on the Bounty (during the filming of which he was supposed to be an absolute fucking diva) and was surprisingly entertained and amused by his dandified, foppish performance (for which he was widely slated)

pardon?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

 

[Impeccable One]

United's current forward line up.

Rashford
Martial
Pereira
Greenwood
James
Chong

Could you ever have imagined they'd be this shit?

The only one missing is Cheech

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Just wait until Chong & Greenwood grab a brace against Rochdale in the cup in a couple of weeks. They'll be the new new new new new new new new Jizzyjazz & Macheda.

Before the transfer to Crewe?