Just wait until Chong & Greenwood grab a brace against Rochdale in the cup in a couple of weeks. They'll be the new new new new new new new new Jizzyjazz & Macheda.
United being drawn in 'Group L' has really, really amused me. Incredibly apt.
How do they manage to impair the ability and fitness of previously good players. I can think of de Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Pogbad, Sanchez as more famous ones who got rapidly worse after short spells at United. Others, such as Shaw, Jones, Lingard, have declined steadily over the years. There are probably plenty of others too - just remembered januzai.
How are they so badly damaged by the nited way?