United thread 2019/20

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Thursday Theatre

Ole’s at the wheel.

How about the Sixth “drive smug” Old Trafford?

 

[hertsblue]

I see Conte saying Lukaku cost 59 million. Are the Rags lying about figures again. All reports say Utd bought him for 75 million but Rooney went the other way as part of the deal and was valued at 15 million making the deal 90 million. Then reports say they sold him for around 75 million but Conte now has said 59 million

 

[dadnlad]

Ouch. I can’t see more than 6 points. So 11 after 8 max. No top 4 for them this season.

always have a better second half of the season, it's in their DNA

 

[laserblue]

I see Conte saying Lukaku cost 59 million. Are the Rags lying about figures again. All reports say Utd bought him for 75 million but Rooney went the other way as part of the deal and was valued at 15 million making the deal 90 million. Then reports say they sold him for around 75 million but Conte now has said 59 million

There are lies, damned lies and rag lies.

 

[Blue Mist]

I see Conte saying Lukaku cost 59 million. Are the Rags lying about figures again. All reports say Utd bought him for 75 million but Rooney went the other way as part of the deal and was valued at 15 million making the deal 90 million. Then reports say they sold him for around 75 million but Conte now has said 59 million

Surely you are not saying United would lie ! I am sure it is just a simple mistake, this is the home of British football, the excellence that every other club strive to achieve, the, the something or other. They would not lie.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There will be when the rags drop to 14th.

Then it becomes the top 14

 

[aguero93:20]

Then it becomes the top 14

They play better football than the rags though.

 

[Easy]

Rags have Leicester at home, West Ham away, Arsenal and liverpool at home in there next 5 I think. Ole will be taking his wheel back to Norway by the end of October unfortunately.

Hahahaha.

They will also have to manage Thursday nights.

Their attack is so thin, Martial, Rashford, Daniel James and Lingard. Mid table at best. The board is as clueless as the manager.

We’re in for a lot of laughs this season!!

 

[dickie davies]

Ouch, there is me pulling up the other poster for getting it wrong about the fireman and I get the Dibble wrong !

I still know the song about the doctor though....
If you're feeling sickly please call him quickly
He can cure most ills
With his pale pink medicine and sugar coated pills. (can't remember his name just the song)

And that's without google !!!!

Harold Shipman

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I read somewhere that MU were possibly looking someone to sponsor and rename OT. How about Theatre of Drivel

I heard it's going to be called the Viagra stadium as it's the only way the stand a chance of getting up the table.