United thread 2019/20

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Rags have Leicester at home, West Ham away, Arsenal and liverpool at home in there next 5 I think. Ole will be taking his wheel back to Norway by the end of October unfortunately.

Big Sam in by January to save them from relegation? Get Jay Jay Okocha in and that should sort the midfield creativity problems out, job done.

 

[swpswp]

The Acme Ridiculously Suspicious Explosive Supplier stadium. Or, THE ARSES stadium.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Rags have Leicester at home, West Ham away, Arsenal and liverpool at home in there next 5 I think. Ole will be taking his wheel back to Norway by the end of October unfortunately.

That's more a write off, than an MOT failure.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Carlton is just shite!

The lad I was working with today said that Merlin and KdB work to win the ball back as soon as they lose it, whereas haircut 100 just stands there.

So much of the game is mentality and group mentality. If one isn't trying the others thing why should I try. That is the simplest thing in Footballyet the hardest to get right once it goes wrong. The fact it is clearly going wrong this early in the season is bad news for them.

 

[Jordie]

The canesten stadium.

Few years back I had a mate whose nickname was Crush (surname Chrusham), we changed it to 'Thrush' coz he was an irritating red cvnt ;-)

 

[razman]

 

[oakiecokie]

Wait till we get to Muffin the Mule (not funny ) and Torchy the Battery Boy.

Oi what about the best ones,Bill and Ben.

 

[aguero93:20]

Ha ha ha "Rashford has the positional sense of a corpse...."

Nah, at least the corpse's team mates would have a clue where he'd be.

 

[aguero93:20]

Sky in association with the BBC have decreed that there is no such thing as mid table.

There will be when the rags drop to 14th.

 

[Blue Til Death]

They could rename it Trumpton.

Every morning before training the paper boy can do a roll call:

"Pugh, Pugh, Barney Mc Grew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb".

Thanks for this post mate, I've been calling one of the twins Hugh for 50 years :-))