United thread 2019/20

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The rags were shit tonight. Their good fortune was to have played against a side even shitter than them. Partizan couldn't string one pass together let alone two and took the wrong option when they had half a chance of putting the Stretford Thursday Night Charlies under pressure.

Blessed are the cheesemakers for verily they battered the goat herds and taxi drivers of Astana 6-0.
 
jrb said:
Please, please, just stop it.

Manchester United should 'break the bank' for Kylian Mbappe to revive stagnant attack, says Louis Saha
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Oh my f'kin sides...

Hi Kylian, my names Ole and I don't know the Fcuk how I've not been rumbled yet!

Never mind that though , Eddy 2 planks has just signed up the biggest widget manufacturer in Asia and we've made PSG an offer they can't refuse hence your here.

What do you think of the stadium then?

Oh the leaking roof, yeah, only happens when it rains..

Never mind that, let me introduce you to your new potential strike partners..

This is Mason Greenwood, then there's Rashy, you know Martial from France right? He scored for us once.

What's that Kylian, who supplies the forwards from midfield, well there's Mctommmminnny, Piranha and Fred not forgetting Static and the Dabber when he can be arsed which is not too often to be honest.

What's that Kylian you thought our shirts were blue?

Where's Pep, Raheem, Sergio, Kevin, Eric, Rodri, David, bernardo?

Grab him don't let him leave, get the pisscan, the ticket tout and Mick Hucknall here quick to tell him about our history..

Ffs Kylian I scored in a final once!!

Don't go, don't go, PLEASE DON'T GO!!!
 
Bill the Blue said:
Oh my f'kin sides...

Hi Kylian, my names Ole and I don't know the Fcuk how I've not been rumbled yet!

Never mind that though , Eddy 2 planks has just signed up the biggest widget manufacturer in Asia and we've made PSG an offer they can't refuse hence your here.

What do you think of the stadium then?

Oh the leaking roof, yeah, only happens when it rains..

Never mind that, let me introduce you to your new potential strike partners..

This is Mason Greenwood, then there's Rashy, you know Martial from France right? He scored for us once.

What's that Kylian, who supplies the forwards from midfield, well there's Mctommmminnny, Piranha and Fred not forgetting Static and the Dabber when he can be arsed which is not too often to be honest.

What's that Kylian you thought our shirts were blue?

Where's Pep, Raheem, Sergio, Kevin, Eric, Rodri, David, bernardo?

Grab him don't let him leave, get the pisscan, the ticket tout and Mick Hucknall here quick to tell him about our history..

Ffs Kylian I scored in a final once!!

Don't go, don't go, PLEASE DON'T GO!!!
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Now I know just how Berbatov must have felt when Piscan kidnapped him at the airport.
 
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