United thread 2019/20

[blue b4 the moon]

Just read a report in the MUEN on the sick swan. How Edwin VDS never saved that last goal is a mystery.

Fucker cost me £300 with letting that late one in.

5-1, throw-in to us deep in our own half deep into injury time, sat thinking about a nice correct score return .....

 

[its grim up north]

Fucker cost me £300 with letting that late one in.

5-1, throw-in to us deep in our own half deep into injury time, sat thinking about a nice correct score return .....

Think you should be having a word with said "Mr Edwin" next time you see him.

 

[dickie davies]

Did anyone notice the first bullet point?

Signed three new first team players, completed several key player contract extensions.

So the new Stan Laurel and Mike Smallthing are key players?

Is that why Stan has splinters in his arse from spending so much time sitting on the bench and Smallthing is on a season-long loan in Italy?

More spin than a game of Battling Tops

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Think you should be having a word with said "Mr Edwin" next time you see him.

Worst part was burning my knees as I slid on the carpet...it was well worth the money loss ;)

 

[laserblue]

Fucker cost me £300 with letting that late one in.

5-1, throw-in to us deep in our own half deep into injury time, sat thinking about a nice correct score return .....

Blame De Gea. Van der Sar left the rags at the end of the season before.

 

[crazyg]

Blame De Gea. Van der Sar left the rags at the end of the season before.

I don't think they would have done much better had they both played that day.

 

[KS55]

JFE not all bad!

 

[balotellishaircut]

Fucker cost me £300 with letting that late one in.

5-1, throw-in to us deep in our own half deep into injury time, sat thinking about a nice correct score return .....

Fucking hell that would of been about 150/1 wouldn't it, being at the rags as well, ooch I bet that hurt.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fucking hell that would of been about 150/1 wouldn't it, being at the rags as well, ooch I bet that hurt.

Only until the ball hit the net....I wasn't quite hoping he'd save it ;/

Had the same bet at the time on all our games, little value now but Spurs 5-1 was the same price.

 

[edinburgh123]

Titanic alert, but I'm posting this anyway

https://ir.manutd.com/~/media/Files/M/Manutd-IR/Governance Document/4q-2019-man-united-plc-earnings-release.pdf


627M Revenue with their official forecast for the next financial year being 560-580

@Prestwich_Blue being spot on again

They are up to : -
1.1 billion fans and followers
from the 657 million they had about 5 years ago.
I think they have invented cloning.
Their commercial revenue is £385.8m. That means each of these 1.1bn fans contributes an average of 35pence each.
Match tickets and merchandise must be dirt cheap in Stratford