United thread 2019/20

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Off Twitter

So many disturbing things about that. But the most disturbing ...

"Brothers's" - what the actual fuck???

 

[Tuearts right boot]

They are up to : -
1.1 billion fans and followers
from the 657 million they had about 5 years ago.
I think they have invented cloning.
Their commercial revenue is £385.8m. That means each of these 1.1bn fans contributes an average of 35pence each.
Match tickets and merchandise must be dirt cheap in Stratford

1.1 billion eh...that's just short of one fifth of the worlds total population. Ollies got to get it right this season

 

[hello]

1.1 billion eh...that's just short of one fifth of the worlds total population. Ollies got to get it right this season

That doesn't actually seem too unrealistic, i think at least 1 in every 5 people I meet is a wanker, so there's definitely a statistical correlation to be tested.

 

[Blue Mist]

That doesn't actually seem too unrealistic, i think at least 1 in every 5 people I meet is a wanker, so there's definitely a statistical correlation to be tested.

Most males over the age of 12 wank but I am not sure that makes them Rags, being obnoxious gobshites who haven't got a clue about football on the other hand does.

 

[Vienna_70]

didn't realise Boycott was on your round.

The fuckers are everywhere over here. We are infested with the sad bastards at work.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is that Bradford, Manchester, or Bratfort, over't Pennines?

Bradford, Yorkshire.

It's a nice place, but it’s full of bloody Yorkshiremen!

 

[Bobbyespania]

Was in kho Samui a couple of years ago and was walking down the Main Street on the way to watch our lg cup final resplendent in my new snide city shirt just purchased that morning when out of a bar tumbled a load of young lads from the uk. Anyway one of them clocked my shirt and started pointing to his calve where he had the rags club badge tattooed to which I said fuck me I hope that hurt you coont.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Most males over the age of 12 wank but I am not sure that makes them Rags, being obnoxious gobshites who haven't got a clue about football on the other hand does.

or a dipper - nothing to choose in obnoxious gobshiteness levels

 

[Vienna_70]

or a dipper - nothing to choose in obnoxious gobshiteness levels

Two cheeks of the same arse!

 

[Barcon]

Bradford, Yorkshire.

It's a nice place, but it’s full of bloody Yorkshiremen!

Why did I think you were in Florida? Are there two of you on here?