United thread 2019/20

[Pontypool Blue]

"The name 'LEGO' is an abbreviation of the two Danish words “leg godt”, meaning “play well”. It's our name and it's our ideal"

What were LEGO thinking, have they seen the way they have been playing the last few years - this will tarnish their ideals :-)

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Rags latest "partner" are Lego.


The jokes will write themselves.

What, because they had a Danish goalie back in the '90s?

Some of United's players certainly act like they've stepped on a Lego.

 

[deedee]

Don’t buy the Lego Ole bus. The wheels come off

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

And he painted plastic fans
with plastic scarves and hats

was going with a second verse but couldn't think of what rhymes with hats :)

Cats? Mats? Bats? That's all I've got.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Cats? Mats? Bats? That's all I've got.

Rats?

 

[BlueRockape]

Spooky that, Lego have said that's the exact amount of bricks needed for the new build..

3 planks plan is to get each supporter to pop one brick into place..

The new 14500 seater stadium will be completed once the instructions on the box are fully understood..

Apparently they are saving a few bricks by not building a trophy room, Ed 3 planks has told them, 'what's the effin point, we're going to win eff all for the foreseeable ..!' just make it big enough to store the mop n bucket...'

Pogba and Beanz have already been measured for size..!

Still laughing

 

[deegee33]

Rats?

The only word that rhymes AND makes complete sense in a poem about the scum.

 

[Zubrman]

Cats? Mats? Bats? That's all I've got.

Kumquats.

 

[KS55]

Giggsy is a master of Lego............... ver.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Still laughing

Made me laugh and I typed it.. Haha..!