United thread 2019/20

[Blue Mist]

Rumour has it that Pochetino is getting the Bayern job, Olly must have turned them down then !

 

[manimanc]

https://brickset.com/article/45569/the-lego-group-posts-growing-sales-but-declining-profit
https://www.retailgazette.co.uk/blog/2019/09/lego-sales-profits-investments-fall-short/
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/mar/06/lego-sales-fall-growth-job-cuts

Looks like they are made for each other.
Easy solution, all utds 659m fans buy a legoset, simple.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Rumour has it that Pochetino is getting the Bayern job

Imagine if he already had it lined up. Levy being hard-balled into blinking and giving Pochetino his huge pay-off!

 

[Blue Mist]

Imagine if he already had it lined up. Levy being hard-balled into blinking and giving Pochetino his huge pay-off!

Th English now Australian Uber driver basically told me this yesterday when he dropped me off at Sydney airport. He is a Spurs fan and said Levy offered Poch the chance to resign to save his dignity !! Poch was clever enough to hang on.

Me ? I reckon it's bollocks, Olly was lined up but turned them down last night, Poch had already been sacked and also Bayern cannot afford Ollys buy out clause so even if he had said yes it would not have happened. Olly has said the only job he would think of taking is the Madrid job.

(well someone has to deliver El Mundo every morning to the residents of the City!)

 

[JASR]

Rags latest "partner" are Lego.


The jokes will write themselves.

It’s the perfect match.

lego - endless rebuilding opportunities
United - endlessly rebuilding circumstances

Lego - made of plastic
United - mainly plastic

Lego - pain in the foot
United - pain in the neck

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It’s the perfect match.

lego - endless rebuilding opportunities
United - endlessly rebuilding circumstances

Lego - made of plastic
United - mainly plastic

Lego - pain in the foot
United - pain in the neck

Very good.

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s the perfect match.

lego - endless rebuilding opportunities
United - endlessly rebuilding circumstances

Lego - made of plastic
United - mainly plastic

Lego - pain in the foot
United - pain in the arse

Edited for accuracy.

;-)

 

[deegee33]

Edited for accuracy.

;-)

Immediately thought the same thing.
Twin sons from different mothers and all that.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Genius move. It even fits right in with the brainwas.. er, team talks that Ollie has been relying on to boost morale.

 

[dhruvblue]

I am scared