United thread 2019/20

[crazyg]

What are you complaining for? I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

RAG!!


;-)

 

[DrBlueBob]

We’re poth proponents of the Classics.

Well he called me serf. At least you have a touch of class about you.

 

[crazyg]

We’re poth proponents of the Classics.

And to think I had to memorise the Iliad for my Latin "O" level.
We had to greet our teacher with the words "salve, magister" on his arrival, and "vale, magister" on his departure from lessons.

Heady days!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Well he called me serf. At least you have a touch of class about you.

A touch?

 

[jrb]

So up to now they been linked with almost every player, yet have only signed the Swansea lad.

In general, not only United, it just shows just how shit and made up all these transfer stories and article’s really are.

I

 

[DrBlueBob]

A touch?

How shall I f*** off Oh Lord?

 

[Withnail]

Euan (@Euan_McKenna16) Tweeted:
@CantonaManc Ffs it gets even worse https://t.co/lJZETPCOOH

Whopper, I know Mendy is a bit of a nutter but this is another level.

 

[manimanc]

Euan (@Euan_McKenna16) Tweeted:
@CantonaManc Ffs it gets even worse https://t.co/lJZETPCOOH

Whopper, I know Mendy is a bit of a nutter but this is another level.

Kids, if you're watching this, this is what happens when you take drugs.
Just say no.

 

[BosnianBlue]

lol, lingaard is such a loon

 

[jimharri]

lol, lingaard is such a cnut

I've fixed that for you, because I'm a nice guy.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Kids, if you're watching this, this is what happens when you take drugs.
Just say no.

There’s no way he’s not on crystal meth.

 

[jimharri]

Euan (@Euan_McKenna16) Tweeted:
@CantonaManc Ffs it gets even worse https://t.co/lJZETPCOOH

Whopper, I know Mendy is a bit of a nutter but this is another level.

That is embarrassing. If a 14 year old posted that, you'd cringe. But that gobshite is 26 years old. Yes, that's right. Halfway between 25 and 27. Grow up, FFS.

 

[Withnail]

That is embarrassing. If a 14 year old posted that, you'd cringe. But that gobshite is 26 years old. Yes, that's right. Halfway between 25 and 27. Grow up, FFS.

Thank god we don't have this clown at our club, shit footballer and clearly not the sharpest tool in the box.

 

[manimanc]

There’s no way he’s not on crystal meth.

Definitely taking some form of narcotics.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Definitely taking some form of narcotics.

Without question.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

That is embarrassing. If a 14 year old posted that, you'd cringe. But that gobshite is 26 years old. Yes, that's right. Halfway between 25 and 27. Grow up, FFS.

Clowns never grow up.

 

[manimanc]

Without question.

It's just cringe what he does. He isn't the full Shilling that is a ded cert.

 

[Vienna_70]

Flanked by Fabregas and Bale, they could sign Messi at this moment in time and it still wouldn’t make an ounce of difference to that shit show.

Can’t see them finishing above any of the the teams above them from last season and would be piss funny if Wolves, Leicester and Everton got their shit together and put them down even further.

The results after the initial run of easy fixtures (plus their flukes against Spurs and PSG) suggest that is a distinct possibility. I think Watford could push them too.

 

[Vienna_70]

The shit thing is that the paper boy will be gone at Christmas and they'll probably get someone better in. That managers job is turning into a poisoned chalice.

We said that after Gollum, TT and PEG were all sacked.

So far it hasn’t happened.

 

[Vienna_70]

Kids, if you're watching this, this is what happens when you're a rag twat.
Just say no.

Edited for accuracy.

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