United thread 2019/20

[TonyM]

Sadly we cant get too cocky after the idiots who threw stuff on the pitch earlier in the season. Feckin dopes.

 

[SebastianBlue]

If you are standing that close to Kev, and you’re still experiencing that issue, you need to see your physician.

 

[Toney’s bookie]

Remember, you can’t buy class... or so they keep telling everyone

 

[ccr]

If anyone gets arrested for this , black clothes, face masks, night time , then well done GMP. Wonder how the miseryside plod will react ?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I believe Fernandes to Barcelona was never going to happen and it was a plant from the rag media team to say we beat Barcelona to sign him and look were still a big club

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I believe Fernandes to Barcelona was never going to happen and it was a plant from the rag media team to say we beat Barcelona to sign him and look were still a big club

And I believe you could be spot on there.

 

[GSW Blue]

Is the threat of a life ban from the Swamp any kind of deterrent?

 

[Indaparkside]

Is the threat of a life ban from the Swamp any kind of deterrent?

They need all the fans they can get so no life bans, empty seats at home

 

[ws01]

I believe Fernandes to Barcelona was never going to happen and it was a plant from the rag media team to say we beat Barcelona to sign him and look were still a big club

Either that or it was planted by his agent/Sporting Lisbon in order to get them to hurry up

 

[Vienna_70]

Is the threat of a life ban from the Swamp any kind of deterrent?

Some might even own up to it, so they don’t have to go to the shithole again!

 

[Indaparkside]

All might even own up to it, so they don’t have to go to the shithole again!

Edited for accuracy:)

 

[KS55]

These so called 'fans' are seriously deranged. Ffs, guys, it's just football.

 

[balotellishaircut]

These so called 'fans' are seriously deranged. Ffs, guys, it's just football.

I could seriously do what they did to a few journalists, but not to employees at the club, I agree.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Not one to condone violence but any mouthy rag would deserve a slap, still scum number one.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Men reporting mibs attacking eddy woowahs house
Manchester United fans attack Ed Woodward's house
https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...all-news/man-united-fans-ed-woodward-17648395

Samuel Luckhurst is quite the wordsmith. Apparently, and I quote, "United fans wielding balaclavas arrived at Woodward's home on Tuesday evening"
How the merry f*** do you wield a balaclava?
I am also of the opinion that said "fans" are of the lowest order. No place in society.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Samuel Luckhurst is quite the wordsmith. Apparently, and I quote, "United fans wielding balaclavas arrived at Woodward's home on Tuesday evening"
How the merry f*** do you wield a balaclava?
I am also of the opinion that said "fans" are of the lowest order. No place in society.

You take it off your head and waft it around in a threatening manner. The Mongol hoards first invented it and it scared the oriental crap out of the natives. So I'm told.

 

[Blue Mist]

I just want to say Scum.

 

[DrBlueBob]

You take it off your head and waft it around in a threatening manner. The Mongol hoards first invented it and it scared the oriental crap out of the natives. So I'm told.

In fairness I didn't realise that the Mongols were quite as threatening! Puts Sebastopol in the Crimean into some sort of perspective I suppose.

 

[Blue Mist]

Silly Sally of BBC fame has just been on. She mentioned the chants that have been heard recently against Woody and how terrible they were. Why are they ? When the scum sang them about City fans no one found them terrible then, what's the difference ?

 

[SilverFox2]

In fairness I didn't realise that the Mongols were quite as threatening! Puts Sebastopol in the Crimean into some sort of perspective I suppose.

Their fanbase is apparently global so it may be an uprising starting in Southern Ukraine?