United thread 2019/20

[mat]

It's pretty impressive stuff, as that is pretty much word for word how I would have scripted a parody speach for him..........

Around 1 min 13 in.

 

[Vienna_70]

So, as sure as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, when the rags need a penalty, they are given one.

It fucking stinks!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Around 1 min 13 in.

That must be the laziest bit of managerial Q & A I've ever witnessed.

Literally just talking in cliché.............

 

[shilly8903]

Massive club! With there rich history, their record attendance Maine road 1948. There history is completely reliant on ours!!!!!

 

[Vienna_70]

He obviously doesn’t remember the pisscan's tactics on 30/4/12.

Not one fucking shot on target in that game.

 

[kaz7]

Only there with help,they are still shite

 

[abu13]

I would love to know how many touches they have had in the opposition box over the season and compare it to ourselves.

There is no way that they can get so many penalties when compared to us.

 

[dublinblue12]

Some turn around by Ole to get them to finish 3rd. Really good turn around. You might even say Suspiciously good turn around

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

66 points is the lowest 3rd place top flight finishing points total since 97/98, when Liverpool finished 3rd on 65 points. That year, Arsenal won the title on 78 points and Bolton went down on GD on 40 points.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

They won’t be any better next season with CL games to play on top of Prem. Their first 11 is reasonable but the bench is dire. They overplay players and you could see that in the last few games. Liverpool got away with it but had to throw the two cups and went out of the CL.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

They won’t be any better next season with CL games to play on top of Prem. Their first 11 is reasonable but the bench is dire. They overplay players and you could see that in the last few games. Liverpool got away with it but had to throw the two cups and went out of the CL.

Wouldn't be in the CL if it wasn't one of the PL's key objectives. Got to keep the mealticket teams and supporters on board.

 

[cjn]

They owe Leicester a huge thank you for how absolutely shit they were to miss the top four. Mason Greenwood is going to be some player though, definitely a bright spot for them.

 

[chesterbells]

They owe Leicester a huge thank you for how absolutely shit they were to miss the top four. Mason Greenwood is going to be some player though, definitely a bright spot for them.

Is he better than Rashford?

 

[Toffeedude]

How did they get so many pens? They say these things even themselves out...Really? Beyond silly.

 

[Blue Hefner]

If we’d have played properly against them in both league games they wouldn’t have got close to Top4, VAR or no VAR

Also, we took our foot off their throat in the LC semi. City are directly responsible for any ‘revival’ they might have and it was all totally avoidable

 

[mat]

Some turn around by Ole to get them to finish 3rd. Really good turn around. You might even say Suspiciously good turn around

VAR likes this.

 

[manimanc]

Some turn around by Ole to get them to finish 3rd. Really good turn around. You might even say Suspiciously good turn around

If I got given 16 penalties I'd be in the top 4 too.
Got to keep the rag mardarses happy.

Whilst we're on the subject of nobheads, where did the green and gold part time gang disappear to?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

With the money the've spent and the poor standard of the league, Utd should be smashing most sides

Could be a serious worry for next year though.....

 

[manimanc]

Could be a serious worry for next year though.....

I nearly fell for that then.. :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I nearly fell for that then.. :)

I was being serious, serious.