United thread 2019/20

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laserblue said:
Unless this is a spoof this is the rags' new 3rd kit. Zebras R Us.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Manchester United fans fume after their 'zebra' third kit is leaked

Previous reports from Footy Headlines stated United's third kit for next season would feature a 'dazzle camo' print all over the shirt, and the latest images appear to reveal its striking nature.
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Oh dear! That is fucking dreadful!

I know we’ve had some shit kits over the years, but fucking hell, this really does take the biscuit.
 
mcfc64 said:
Lets not forget what Richard Scuadmore said in 2016 well before anyone had heard of VAR .

Speaking to Sky Sports News HQ from the Premier League launch in Islington, north London, he said: "Without being disrespectful to any club, we have a strategic plan at the Premier League and the strategic plan says putting a new name on the trophy in every six-year period.

"That doesn't mean we don't want any team to win it. It just means we would rather see some sort of rotation, for all neutrals in the game (what Leicester achieved) was a big moment."


The Foxes' stunning success dominated headlines across the UK and globally, with some broadsheets and red tops adopting an uncustomary blue look in tribute to Claudio Ranieri's champions.

"People thought that perhaps Leicester wouldn't have resonated around the world the way some of the bigger clubs would have," Scudamore added.
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I was aghast when he said that, can't believe the media ignored it. His 'strategic plan' was match manipulation in plain sight. I would have sacked him immediately everyone else within his immediate charge and ask him to explain his comments in court.
 
Falcao said:
Well clearly we have improved because the defensive record has tightened up massively. We had no Pogba between August and lockdown. Rashford was our best player then picked up a bad injury and still doesn’t look fit. Fernandes was a summer target but only arrived at the end of January.
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Last season Ole got 40 pts from 21 games, this sesson 66 from 38.
How the fuck is that progress?
 
cookster said:
Last season Ole got 40 pts from 21 games, this sesson 66 from 38.
How the fuck is that progress?
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Because I don’t get comparing season by season, each one is unique. But if you really want to go there then look at our 2nd half of the season record and our record against the supposed top 6.
 
southstandmiddle said:
I was aghast when he said that, can't believe the media ignored it. His 'strategic plan' was match manipulation in plain sight. I would have sacked him immediately everyone else within his immediate charge and ask him to explain his comments in court.
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He should have been up in front of the Digital, Culture, Media & Sport Select Committee for those comments. He basically intimated that there was a plan in place to decide the outcome of the Premiere League prior to the competition taking place. Essentially organised match fixing by the competition organisers.
 
Falcao said:
Because I don’t get comparing season by season, each one is unique. But if you really want to go there then look at our 2nd half of the season record and our record against the supposed top 6.
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You don't get it as it doesn't suit your narrative.
Less points per game than last season, no trophies but 196m spent.
What a big success, clueless.
 
Falcao said:
Because I don’t get comparing season by season, each one is unique. But if you really want to go there then look at our 2nd half of the season record and our record against the supposed top 6.
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you lot are fucking brainwashed by the media hype and utter bullshit in which your club is viewed by the ignorant masses.
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Falcao said:
Because I don’t get comparing season by season, each one is unique. But if you really want to go there then look at our 2nd half of the season record and our record against the supposed top 6.
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I don’t get this second half of the season shit, what has it got to do with anything? The same as unbeaten in 2019, who cares? It’s a 38 game season with a single trophy at the end.

What next? We’re unbeaten on Mondays since 2012, the longest unbeaten stretch on a Monday since the premier league began.

Half the time it just depends on when the away fixtures are played against the better teams.

Did the fans of some club win nothing and make up a second half the season table? Sounds like something Arsenal or Liverpool fans would do, STOP IT!
 
Falcao said:
Because I don’t get comparing season by season, each one is unique. But if you really want to go there then look at our 2nd half of the season record and our record against the supposed top 6.
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Your starting to sound more and more mediocre as you go on....So when do you lot recieve the 'best record against top 6 trophy'?

Your watching far too much Camel Gob and G.Neville on TV lad...Building you all up again just to be brought back down to earth again next season.
 
Bluekiwi said:
Surely the rags fans have a record they can crow about .........................

22 (yes 22) penalties in a season - not even Livarpool could beat that
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They must be close to some sort of world record..
Fabulous. Its so great.mighty manufactured utd need ridiculous penalties awards,at an alarming rate to progress in both Domestic and European Football.who needs a manager,?thats so yesterday...just install a Gill ..to control all future outcomes.
Manchester-America utd .are bankrupt basically......
Who do they turn to now....
What a mess.
Wheres fred?
 
They got 66 points, it’s progress remember guys. They got 66 points the season before, part of that season was when they downed tools up until December in the 18-19 season as they wanted Mourinho out.

So they achieved the same amount of points under a boss they supposedly wanted to play for and it was a happy camp. This was at same time spending £20 million more on a centre half that they wouldn’t buy for Mourinho.

They are fast becoming a laughing stock, how much money have they spent compared to us and have so little to show for it? Pogba doesn’t want to be there, he soon suddenly realised he couldn’t go faking injury as covid arrived and no club had the money to pay his and United’s fantasy valuation of him.

They haven’t got the squad to compete over 38 games, once you get past the starting line up you are back to the dross of Lingaard, James, Jones, Shaw, Mata and Igloo what ever his name is. If this is success for United, Chelsea did it on a lot less and won a trophy. If Mourinho gets Spurs back in shape and Arteta keeps doing his work at Arsenal they will be looking over their shoulders again not tapping on ours.

All the while their finances take a tanking £100 million a season match day revenues not coming in if it stays like this. The glazers will keep draining money out of the club, do you really think they have the money or will to bridge the gap to where the top two is? Nah me neither.
 
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
 
Gray said:
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
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That's him gone until they've won the league in late September.
 
Gray said:
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
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Excellent! Although I don't suppose for one millisecond foul cow (or whatever he calls himself) will respond - he'll probably claim he didn't see it.
 
Gray said:
Mr. Falcao - What is your opinion on your club being one of the signatories to the letter sent to UEFA. The Club that you follow are an utter disgrace and have proved it in spades over the years.
  • Used our stadium between 1941/49 as yours was out of action - conveniently forgot our act of kindness when signing that letter.
  • Your record League attendance was at Maine Road.
  • You had to use Maine road in 1956/57 for European matches because Old Toilet had no floodlights - bunch of penny pinchers.
  • Threw players families out of Club houses after the air disaster because the head of the family had perished.
  • One chairman sold rotten meat to local schools whilst another peeped under toilet doors - both by the name of Edwards.
  • Your most successful manager got all uppity over our Tevez poster, but had quite happily watched the clock banner on the Stretford end for years without any form of condemnation.
  • Your comb-over star let his wife dictate that he could not take the children to visit their Granmother in the North East. Years later he failed to attend his brothers funeral, seemingly was unwell?
  • Finally why do you use the prefix Manchester in your team name - not played in the City now for over 100 years.
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And....finally...what do utd fans think of brian riggs shagging his brothers wife for 7 years behind his back? When he got her pregnant he paid 7 grand to get rid of the baby,which is quite intresting ...as its 7 years since you won the title...which leads me onto 7 tears,by that wonderful pop band Goombay dance band,whose great lyrics can be applied to your fans after elimination from the Loser Cup..
"Here i stand slab-head in hand
Lonely like a rag -stranger on the floor
I cant stand this(trophyless ) feeling anymore
7 Tears have flown into the river,7 years have passed since we won the title.
 
dennishasdoneit said:
And....finally...what do utd fans think of brian riggs shagging his brothers wife for 7 years behind his back? When he got her pregnant he paid 7 grand to get rid of the baby,which is quite intresting ...as its 7 years since you won the title...which leads me onto 7 tears,by that wonderful pop band Goombay dance band,whose great lyrics can be applied to your fans after elimination from the Loser Cup..
"Here i stand slab-head in hand
Lonely like a rag -stranger on the floor
I cant stand this(trophyless ) feeling anymore
7 Tears have flown into the river,7 years have passed since we won the title.
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There were 7 goals in the 6-1 game.
 
dennishasdoneit said:
And....finally...what do utd fans think of brian riggs shagging his brothers wife for 7 years behind his back? When he got her pregnant he paid 7 grand to get rid of the baby,which is quite intresting ...as its 7 years since you won the title...which leads me onto 7 tears,by that wonderful pop band Goombay dance band,whose great lyrics can be applied to your fans after elimination from the Loser Cup..
"Here i stand slab-head in hand
Lonely like a rag -stranger on the floor
I cant stand this(trophyless ) feeling anymore
7 Tears have flown into the river,7 years have passed since we won the title.
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I thought of this hit track earlier today. Clearly a shoe-in for @BlueHammer85 number 1
 
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