United thread 2020/21

[Winchester]

What was OGS going on about in the press conference. Going on about how his players go round with "bright eyes" on the day of the Brighton game?????

Had they been Watching Watership Down?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Had they been Watching Watership Down?

They’ve been drinking watered down shit.

 

[aguero93:20]

Had they been Watching Watership Down?

Speaking of Watership Down, hopefully the seagulls make right cunts of them later.

 

[Zubrman]

Had they been Watching Watership Down?

No. OGS misheard when he was being hailed, "What a shit clown."

 

[Vienna_70]

What was OGS going on about in the press conference. Going on about how his players go round with "bright eyes" on the day of the Brighton game?????

Perhaps his favourite book is Watership Down.

 

[deegee33]

350k+100k+70k does not come to 570k

It does if you include the 50k that Joel Glazer pays himself as a goalkeeping consultant.

 

[jimharri]

I'm damp dashes to the piss pot

?

 

[mexico1970]

Rumours of Mata being offered a new deal, begs the question why?

 

[East Level 2]

Covid Scandal To Rock United.
On the eve of possibly the biggest European game for any English side in years, the Worlds Biggest Club (TM) has been rocked by a major scandal.
Manchester Police have been tipped off about a breach of Covid Protocol by two of the games greatest ever defenders.
The incident relates to a clandestine Christmas fancy dress party allegedly attended by Phil “the face” Jones and Luke “excellent “ Shaw.
Police are currently investigating the authenticity of a photo taken at the said event.
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That'll be the defence we've failed to score against in the last three PL games against them?

 

[give it to gordon]

Oh look, Ser Mucus Gashfoot who cried off both International breaks for Ingerland, is fit again playing for his cloob.

I thought if your werent fit for your country you couldnt play for next club game. Or is that an old rule ?