United thread 2020/21

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

You learn something new every day!
Do you know anything about large long thin nostrils?

Yep, the narrowness makes them difficult to blow but you can clear them by utilising a good thrutching motion with a steel wire spoke brush repeatedly dipped in a bucket of bleach for lubrication.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Yep, the narrowness makes them difficult to blow but you can clear them by utilising a good thrutching motion with a steel wire spoke brush repeatedly dipped in a bucket of bleach for lubrication.

Is there no way the operation could be started through the rectum using a molten hot pointed metal rod ?

 

[dickie davies]

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He is one ugly bugger.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Yes but Bugs Bunny isn't a ****.

He wasn’t too keen IIRC

 

[Blue Mist]

Horse spunk.

Who knows where we would be if the GOC hadnt been such a greedy bully (but met his match)

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Is there no way the operation could be started through the rectum using a molten hot pointed metal rod ?

That sounds quite innovative. I have rectum phobia, so it’s not a place I’d like to go to, but I think you should proceed with your research and report back your findings.

If I could give any advice; I’d say that the recipient may need to be restrained as the process could be quite emotional.

 

[aguero93:20]

I’m not sure if even his mother could love that face.

She used to, but she got sick of him throwing himself on the floor and screaming whenever things didn't go his way.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Just seen myself. Cheating twats get away with it time and time again. Pathetic from the keeper too.

The keepers fall/dive was as pathetic as the cheating fernandez.
Snowflake footballers,Deceiptful too.
Not good for watching youngsters.
Manchester utd should be ashamed of themselves. And whoever payed the spanish keeper needs to get a fucking life;.if you have to pay money to win a match against a team nobody has heard of before,in a tea cup,two bob competition ..maybe you are in the wrong game...?
Football aint what it used to be.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He must be raking in millions from the odious cheating biggest set of bastards in the world.

No flies on Ashton - apparently he charges them by the fan.......... ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Just Sir Harry Chin Kane to complete the ultimate ugly cheating cunts fantasy 11

Nah - always wanted Suarez to end up there at some point..........