United thread 2020/21

[East Level 2]

Who are all these mad bell ends these cunts have signed on deadline day?

Or you could ask "Who are all these cunts these mad bell ends have signed on deadline day?"

 

[Vienna_70]

The signings by the rags in this tranfer window demonstrate what a fucking shambles the whole club really is.

Dozens of potential signings regularly mentioned by their media lackies , a total shambles of a defence due to poor , over-priced and over-hyped signings. A midfield weakened by a pretender of a player like Pogba , and a front three who are quick and look capable of scoring goals ( even without VAR's penalty contributions ).

So they on the last day of the window pay a fucking fortune to sign a 33 year old striker, who has been available for roughly 6 months with no interest from other clubs.

Sancho was the hyped signing for their attacking force, so when told to pay up or fuck off , they moved for Edinson Cavani !!

Who the fuck attempts to run a club with such abject and illogical thinking , and expects such an aproach to be successful ?

But then again they also thought it was a master stroke to appoint a manager with fuck all credentials for managing a club of their size, becaause he was an ex-player who " got the club and their fans " .

Long may they continue with to their cunning plan !

It’s so bad, anyone, who didn’t know better, really would think Baldrick was in charge.

 

[manimanc]

 

[hertsblue]

Who are all these mad bell ends these cunts have signed on deadline day?

Rags will tell us they are the next blah blah blah and best talent and world class when in reality Conte will sign them on loan in 18 months for Inter

 

[johnevans]

By which they mean the 11 highest profile transfers, regardless of the impact they'll have on the team. I'm amazed Bale isn't in there tbh.

So far for me, the ones that stand out are Ross Barkley for Villa and Hojbjerg for Spurs. Hojbjerg in particular looks a bargain at £15m. Also Ollie Watkins, but that's based on one game.

It may only be based upon just the one game for me too.. but that Ollie Watkins will always have a special place in my heart, whoever he plays for, whatever he does in his career! The lad deserves a guard of honour at every ground he plays at for the rest of the season (with the exception of at the Anfield Road Formation Brick Throwers’ gaff..)

 

[Vienna_70]

It may only be based upon just the one game for me too.. but that Ollie Watkins will always have a special place in my heart, whoever he plays for, whatever he does in his career! The lad deserves a guard of honour at every ground he plays at for the rest of the season (with the exception of at the Anfield Road Formation Brick Throwers’ gaff..)

As latter day Dwight Gayle?

Every time I see Mr Gayle, I think of that wonderful Premier League night under the floodlights at Klanfield.

 

[mat]

Speaking to a rag about their predicament.

"Only need Ole sacked and replaced with Eddie Howe to confirm were shit now."

:D

 

[BlueNirvana]

Still Cunts, thought so

 

[yeseye]

Think they’ve turned a corner..

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

They didn't give us Romero. Thanks for that, twats.