United thread 2020/21

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Highly unlikely, but it would be piss funny if they ended up finishing the season in a Thursday night cup place because of their fans not trusting their team to beat Liverpool to stop us from winning the title for a week.

It’s more likely to cause injuries meaning they don’t win the Thursday night cup unless the Norwegian imp learns how to squad rotate.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

United v Liverpool has been rescheduled for next Thursday.
Liverpool have complained on the basis that they are not used to playing on that day of the week

Good way of getting used to it for next season.

 

[deegee33]

Ha ha ha we all knew @gordondaviesmoustache was a secret rag; it was obvious on post 48,927 of his 62,243 posts when he referred to Pogba's hair as "masterfully coiffed" and claimed Anderson "really was fairly svelte; BBC cameras add a stone"!

8th

 

[M12Blue]

Let’s hope that happens then!

Holy shit, just liked this in error. Chelsea win CL , f#ck no!!!!!
Sorry lads and lasses, its very early in tge morning

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Holy shit, just liked this in error. Chelsea win CL , f#ck no!!!!!
Sorry lads and lasses, its very early in tge morning

'Tisn't, 'tis late at night!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Holy shit, just liked this in error. Chelsea win CL , f#ck no!!!!!
Sorry lads and lasses, its very early in tge morning

I knew I’d catch at least one out!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You want Chelsea to win the CL?

OK.

Correction, two.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Ha ha ha we all knew @gordondaviesmoustache was a secret rag; it was obvious on post 48,927 of his 62,243 posts when he referred to Pogba's hair as "masterfully coiffed" and claimed Anderson "really was fairly svelte; BBC cameras add a stone"!

Bollocks. I said “two stones”!

 

[Blootoof]

They think that they'd have gone all the way in the Champions league now because they beat us and will finish above Chelsea. Apart from they already got dumped out, using that logic, surely the likes of Sheff United had a chance at the league.

Ole's mindset is well and truly growing on them.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I've just seen that video of one of the glazers blanking a reporter. I genuinely thought he had a comedy wig on. What the fuck is he thinking? This guy is a billionaire and chooses to look like that! Maybe us City fans should get some glazer wigs made up to take with us next time we visit the swamp, really rub it in.

That's the attitude that made him as rich as he is. He doesn't give a shit.