United thread 2020/21

[Prestwich_Blue]

It's apposite to post this Private Eye snippet from a few years ago.

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So, on that basis, we're all United fans.

 

[bluetonium]

Well the raggy neighbours are round next door again and all set to for an exciting Thursday night of football. As they've been doing for most raggy matches during lockdown measures, 4 to 5 cars rock up, they drink and swear through the game and keep the kids up until they all drive off. Bunch of tw@ts.

Hope Roma beat them 4-0 because at least then they'll piss off before full time. Thursday cup dicks.

 

[Indaparkside]

in his prime but not now. its mission impossible tonight if roma win

Just think how irrelevant they have become, it’s glorious

 

[Gazza]

If that figure's correct their first team for this game cost £40m more than ours for PSG! They are buying the Europa League!

They always did shop at Aldi.

 

[LongsightM13]

Ashton works mainly for Woodward as his PR, rather than United.

Independent Press Standards Organisation.

Man Utd files complaint against The Sun newspaper

Manchester United has made a formal complaint to the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO) regarding The Sun's coverage of the attack at Ed Woodward's house.

www.manutd.com

The Sun have been particularly light on United in recent days when it comes to the fan invasion.

This Trumpian post-truth, post-facts story had Ashton’s greasy fingerprints all over it

PL exec slams 'laughable' Woodward as 'angry' PL players react

One PL chief executive has slammed stories claiming Ed Woodward resigned from Man United because he was against the ESL as "laughable".

www.football365.com

 

[Bluesince1979]

Favourite quote from 'the Caf'

So we take a stand on behalf of all the smaller teams and the Premier League itself and this is their reward for us. Guarantee no other team would have been asked to play 4 in 8. Hated, adored, never ignored.

#glazersout :>

Did he give any reason why small teams should thank him ?

 

[mrbelfry]

Anti-Glazer united fan at work told me today that when they became a PLC they were spending their own money. He also tells me KDB can't be world class because he plays for likkle citeh. Question: does he know less about football or business?

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Crystal clear that even with all 3 braincells of the thousand or so protesting numpties working together that they have not the slightest idea how to run a business (except into administration).
I do see any prospective owner that would meet their idiotic demands. Pretty much makes the business unsaleable.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Anti-Glazer united fan at work told me today that when they became a PLC they were spending their own money. He also tells me KDB can't be world class because he plays for likkle citeh. Question: does he know less about football or business?

Sound like a proper KFA.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Crystal clear that even with all 3 braincells of the thousand or so protesting numpties working together that they have not the slightest idea how to run a business (except into administration).
I do see any prospective owner that would meet their idiotic demands. Pretty much makes the business unsaleable.

And long may it continue.