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I was at a little soiree yesterday afternoon where a rag medical staff member was in attendance. Most of the in laws are rags and hang on his every word as he holds court with tales about "the gaffer" (GPC), "eric the king" and "little scholesy". He was talking about Cuntona and said "the gaffer always had the eye for a player". I said "like Bebe? Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Tiaibi?" Brother in law says just ignore him he's a blue.
Talk came round to Kane and he says rags would have to be interested if he's available. Someone says he's done a recent interview citing Kevin De Bruyne as someone he'd love to play in the same team as. So the rag staff member says, and I quote "Bruno Fernandes can do everything De Bruyne can do". There was an interminable pause. Possibly people trying to comprehend if he was serious but I suspect everyone in that room knew I was about to unleash profanity. I said "are you fucking serious?" "that cheating goofy bastard isn't fit to lace Kev's boots" after which I was ushered away from him

Wife's still not speaking to me
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Technically he's right, but then so can I, just not quite as well. If it was me there...I'd have just laughed and walked away.
 
Any chance of a protest today? Or have they solved that issue with the glazers now that he completely blanked them and now they are looking forward to a summer of being linked with some if the world's best players?

If so, can we expect more protests in September after it turns out they didn't want Messi, Haaland and Mbappe anyway and end up with Andy Carroll's right foot?
 
oldhamblue said:
I was at a little soiree yesterday afternoon where a rag medical staff member was in attendance. Most of the in laws are rags and hang on his every word as he holds court with tales about "the gaffer" (GPC), "eric the king" and "little scholesy". He was talking about Cuntona and said "the gaffer always had the eye for a player". I said "like Bebe? Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Tiaibi?" Brother in law says just ignore him he's a blue.
Talk came round to Kane and he says rags would have to be interested if he's available. Someone says he's done a recent interview citing Kevin De Bruyne as someone he'd love to play in the same team as. So the rag staff member says, and I quote "Bruno Fernandes can do everything De Bruyne can do". There was an interminable pause. Possibly people trying to comprehend if he was serious but I suspect everyone in that room knew I was about to unleash profanity. I said "are you fucking serious?" "that cheating goofy bastard isn't fit to lace Kev's boots" after which I was ushered away from him

Wife's still not speaking to me
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You're doing God's work sir, God's work.
 
another win due to a soft penalty. Player had a slight touch, ref did not give it but Var told him to watch it Then Dean gave it. No way was it a clear and obvious error, another way to manipulate results. Compare it to the ones we have not had in recent weeks
 
The media trying to keep the Rags relevant with more documentaries The United Way and Baconfaces load of tripe , the media know if they have a ninety minute programme about the grass growing at the Swamp it will attract 659m gormless idiots to tune in.
They have no chance of winning the title next year and that will be a decade without being the best team in the land , the Rags are just cash cows for Yank duelling banjo's , Sky and the Premier league , the Rags have the owners they deserve.
 
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