United thread 2020/21

[Tracking back]

You corrupt bent bastards are not top, you are not joint top, you never were and you never will be. What you are though is a stinking pile of corrupt bastards who will try anything to win. Drown in your own bile.

Take it your not a fan? ;-)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Press Release
To celebrate the Worlds Greatest Team (TM) thrashing of Southampton and a return to the top of the league KTEL are proud to announce the release of “Theatre of Dreams” CD.
Artists across the globe have come forward to duet with their hero’ to celebrate both music and football.
Full track listing
Side One
1. Nancy Boy - Placebo ft Cavani
2. Wide Eyed and Legless - Andy Fairweather Low ft GPC
3. Bartender and the Donut Thief -Stereophonics ft DeGea
4. Bette Davies Pies - Kim Carnes ft Shaw
5. I missed again - Phil Collins ft St Marcus
6. Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads ft Dan James.

Side 2.
1. Sit Down - James ft Donny Van Beek
2. Yellow Brick Head -Elton John ft Maguire
3. I can’t stand up for falling down - Elvis Costello ft Martial.
4. Life on Mars Bars - David Bowie ft Shaw
5. Holding back the ears - Simply Red ft Bruno.
6. Lazy Sunday Afternoon -The Kinks ft Carlton.
Limited edition bonus track
Cats in the Cradle -Ugly Kid Jones aka Phil the Face.

The Laughing Gnome-David Bowie ft Ole

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Don't nderstand PGMOL , they will take retrospective action for foul or dangerous play but when Martial does an impression of Tom Daley there will be nothing done , diving to win a penalty and get the opposing player sent off when they are winning 6-0 can only be expected of a low life Rag. As for their goal difference it might come in handy qaulifying for the europa league , they do like their Thursday nights.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I would love to see the betting patterns around the sending off of that Southampton player. That really smelled of a staged event. No way that incident could have happened by accident. It would have been a sending off forty years ago and that player must have known it. I wouldn't be surprised if he is bombed out of the club.

Spot on.
The whole event .was Ridiculous.
Saints lay down for the red devils.threw the match,and made 'everyone '
Happy.
But they do say...Cheats never prosper....
Tony balloon Marshall, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.you are persuing a Football career,not Acting....
Cheats,Cheats,cheats.....Cheats..

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Oh what a night watching City on a Wednesday night you play Thursday 'cos your f*cking shite , and repeat.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The Laughing Gnome-David Bowie ft Ole

Keep em coming :-)

 

[Nightmare Walking]

They already think that they have Everton beat and are more arsed about our game with Liverpool. They never learn, they will have harder game v Everton than we will with their City rivals.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

The Laughing Gnome-David Bowie ft Ole

Keeping the Bowie theme going....
Lets dive. tony ballon marshall
I Pity the Fool-ole,obviously
The man who fell to earth....tony balloon or bruno
John i,m only diving ...tony again!!

 

[Blue Mist]

Take it your not a fan? ;-)

I was so annoyed last night after the joke decisions I did that rant, the thing is, it doesn't actually make much sense, I just typed it as I thought it.
Mind you it still got the message across that they are cheating scum.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

You corrupt bent bastards are not top, you are not joint top, you never were and you never will be. What you are though is a stinking pile of corrupt bastards who will try anything to win. Drown in your own bile.

Brilliant post.says it all.