United thread 2020/21

[Jordie]

Every chance he has a man Yoo duvet cover, deffo got man Yoo wallpaper. What a fucking clown, a grown man sewing a badge on a shitty jacket and telling people about it

Did that when I was 13 in 1975.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[ancoats]

hahahahha what a feeling what a night your fucking shite playing Thursday night

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Did that when I was 13 in 1965.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Fucking. Bastards.

 

[metalblue]

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Bollocks has anyone asked him where he got his jacket from.

But the correct answer is; got it off Bluemoon mate, found a fiver in the pocket which I brought this snide badge with.

 

[Kippax77]

Having an argument with a Rag today and he said in a mocking tone "how the fuck did you lot call yourselves the fourmidables"? "How sad were you lot to try and count the community shield as a major trophy"
Que more laughter from around the office from crawlers out of the woodwork Rags.

My response "go check out Ferguson's trophy haul as manager of you lot"
Heads all went down searching the net on their PCs.
"Don't bother with that cos i'll tell you your iisstttrrreee for you,
38 MAJOR trophies with 10 of those being the sad lickle shield you fucking cock cheeses"

Honestly they fucking drain me at times

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Having an argument with a Rag today and he said in a mocking tone "how the fuck did you lot call yourselves the fourmidables"? "How sad were you lot to try and count the community shield as a major trophy"
Que more laughter from around the office from crawlers out of the woodwork Rags.

My response "go check out Ferguson's trophy haul as manager of you lot"
Heads all went down searching the net on their PCs.
"Don't bother with that cos i'll tell you your iisstttrrreee for you,
38 MAJOR trophies with 10 of those being the sad lickle shield you fucking cock cheeses"

Honestly they fucking drain me at times

You're doing god's work.

 

[inchy14]

Having an argument with a Rag today and he said in a mocking tone "how the fuck did you lot call yourselves the fourmidables"? "How sad were you lot to try and count the community shield as a major trophy"
Que more laughter from around the office from crawlers out of the woodwork Rags.

My response "go check out Ferguson's trophy haul as manager of you lot"
Heads all went down searching the net on their PCs.
"Don't bother with that cos i'll tell you your iisstttrrreee for you,
38 MAJOR trophies with 10 of those being the sad lickle shield you fucking cock cheeses"

Honestly they fucking drain me at times

Never argue with a rag or dipper... be loud, tell them the facts without letting them interrupt then either they leave the room embarrassed or you walk out smug as fuck.

 

[LongsightM13]

Every chance he has a man Yoo duvet cover, deffo got man Yoo wallpaper. What a fucking clown, a grown man sewing a badge on a shitty jacket and telling people about it

And getting someone to take pictures of him while he’s doing it