United thread 2020/21

[Half time draw tickets]

And a sidenote I really can't stand that Mctominay. Reminds me of that Sid character from Toy Story.

Been laughing at this for a whole minute, bravo

 

[paulchapo]

gabby agbonlahor has spoken.
United will be fine and most likely win the derby.

What was it we used to sing to the scousers...."If you can't speak properly shut your mouth!"

He's typical of the Villa fan's I met at Wembley, an utter thick knob. While on the day any team can beat another and it is a derby, we are streets ahead of them in all departments.

As for rat face getting player of the year, it's even more laughable than Henderson over De Bruyne.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

What was it we used to sing to the scousers...."If you can't speak properly shut your mouth!"

He's typical of the Villa fan's I met at Wembley, an utter thick knob. While on the day any team can beat another and it is a derby, we are streets ahead of them in all departments.

As for rat face getting player of the year, it's even more laughable than Henderson over De Bruyne.

It was actually "If you can't talk proper shut your mouth" and I never quite worked out whether it was ironic or not.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Not a fan then?

On the contrary, I'm a big fan of theirs, in fact I've never been happier with the way things are panning out at the swamp ..

Manager out of his depth..

Most expensive signing doesn't want to be there..

Their so called best player, Robert Redford is on the shortlist for hide and seek champion of the year. However, he's up against the dabber so he's got his work cut out to be honest..

Their £85 million pound Interpol suspect has been approached by Blackpool Council to work on the beach in the summer season, free saddle provided..

The best goalie in the world managed to keep a clean sheet last night which as luck would have it co-insideded with him not being picked..

The rest of the 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' rabble are individually funny as fcuk to watch as they charge up and down the field chasing the ball..



I'm their BIGGEST fan..!

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

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I want to thank the rags this morning. Have had trouble sleeping due to all the meds I am currently on. Watching the 1st half put me right out and it was the best nights sleep in 6 month. Shame they're not on tonight.

Just watch the second half!

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

Just saw this quote from the paperboy

"It's not good as you know, if you want to move up the table you need to win. You have to earn the right, you have to win tackles, you have to fight you have to play passes better, we kept giving the ball away.

In what way could the Rags move up the table, unless he means the point taking them from joint second to distant second...

 

[KentBlue]

You have to earn the right, you have to win tackles, you have to fight you have to play passes better,

He seems to say that after every game. So what does he and the training staff do between matches if they are not working on passing better and winning the ball?
It's all very well him coming out with the platitudes and other hackneyed clichès, but if he and his staff don't do the basics in training what the fuck are they being paid for?

 

[Scottish Cityzen]

He seems to say that after every game. So what does he and the training staff do between matches if they are not working on passing better and winning the ball?
It's all very well him coming out with the platitudes and other hackneyed clichès, but if he and his staff don't do the basics in training what the fuck are they being paid for?

Money for old rope?

Long may they keep up their ‘good work’

 

[BigJoe#1]

On the contrary, I'm a big fan of theirs, in fact I've never been happier with the way things are panning out at the swamp ..

Manager out of his depth..

Most expensive signing doesn't want to be there..

Their so called best player, Robert Redford is on the shortlist for hide and seek champion of the year. However, he's up against the dabber so he's got his work cut out to be honest..

Their £85 million pound Interpol suspect has been approached by Blackpool Council to work on the beach in the summer season, free saddle provided..

The best goalie in the world managed to keep a clean sheet last night which as luck would have it co-insideded with him not being picked..

The rest of the 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' rabble are individually funny as fcuk to watch as they charge up and down the field chasing the ball..



I'm their BIGGEST fan..!

that my friend is pure class, has had me proper laughing. Well done sir!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

What time are we expecting the announcement on their finances?

EDIT* seems like its 21.05 tonight.

That's tonights tv sorted then dips v Chel with a break nicely placed at half-time.