United thread 2020/21

[give it to gordon]

Scenes if they signed an Albanian or a Greek

Now if you wanted to be naughty you could turn this story into something else ! Maguire only wants a English speaking players ;)



Personally I dont think Maguire means that but if a City player had said it ...

 

[manimanc]

And in other news.

Mike Keegan, the Rag c*nt, earning his well deserved crust at the Daily United.

United preparing for tours in May

In another one you can file under ‘clubs that do not miss a trick’, Manchester United have written to fans to let them know their Old Trafford-based museum and stadium tours will reopen on May 17.

During the pandemic, staff have created two new exhibitions: ‘On the road to the 1999 Treble’ and ‘The history of the Theatre of Dreams’.

Don't forget this one.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Looks well happy to be at the Swamp.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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Above the flat cap, never knew Thom Yorke was a rag.

You sure that's not a ghost?

 

[mat]

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Above the flat cap, never knew Thom Yorke was a rag.

"I don't belong here..."

 

[aguero93:20]

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer could look to offload 28-year-old England midfielder Jesse Lingard, 32-year-old Spain forward Juan Mata, 21-year-old Portuguese defender Diogo Dalot and English defender Phil Jones, 29, to add to his £80m summer budget. (Metro)
£80.2m won't buy them very much (especially with Woodward) although I suppose it will free up some wages.

 

[Groke]

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer could look to offload 28-year-old England midfielder Jesse Lingard, 32-year-old Spain forward Juan Mata, 21-year-old Portuguese defender Diogo Dalot and English defender Phil Jones, 29, to add to his £80m summer budget. (Metro)
£80.2m won't buy them very much (especially with Woodward) although I suppose it will free up some wages.

i'm astounded Phil Jones is only 29 - surely he must be in his prime as a centre half!!

 

[jimharri]

i'm astounded Phil Jones is only 29 - surely he must be in his prime as a centre half!!

If they let him go, imagine the hordes of female utd fans that will be devastated. It'll never happen, Woody won't allow it.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Why the f*ck is Harry Maguire seemingly allowed to foul people with impunity?

Every corner/free kick he's either holding or handing off opposing players, and the officials ignore it.

 

[aguero93:20]

If they let him go, imagine the hordes of female utd fans that will be devastated. It'll never happen, Woody won't allow it.

The Chinese Phil Jones fan club (yes it did exist at one point anyway) would evaporate as well.