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Luke Shaw was confused when his Chinese fan club wasn't what he expected...
I heard he got very pissed off on their Asian preseason tour when he couldn't get a 5 in 1 with extra chips and a kebab at the team hotel.
 
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The rags might win the "I came second" trophy and ask for an open bus party when the season is over.
 
And in other news.

Mike Keegan, the Rag c*nt, earning his well deserved crust at the Daily United.

United preparing for tours in May

In another one you can file under ‘clubs that do not miss a trick’, Manchester United have written to fans to let them know their Old Trafford-based museum and stadium tours will reopen on May 17.

During the pandemic, staff have created two new exhibitions: ‘On the road to the 1999 Treble’ and ‘The history of the Theatre of Dreams’.
Guess there'll be a feature section on toilets and how they played a part in its naming.

They could even make it an interactive zone - play pin the fake IED on the back of the door/can you find it in time before the kick-off?

Or an immersive experience where you can feel first-hand what it must be like when a pair of eyes slowly appears beneath the gap.
 
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Guess there'll be a feature section on toilets and how they played a part in its naming.

They could even make it an interactive zone - play pin the fake IED on the back of the door/can you find it in time before the kick-off?

Or an immersive experience where you can feel first-hand what it must be like when a pair of eyes slowly appears beneath the gap.

I'm surprised they've not done a x-rated immersive tour. For another £25 you can have the Martin Edwards experience add on.
 
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And in other news.

Mike Keegan, the Rag c*nt, earning his well deserved crust at the Daily United.

United preparing for tours in May

In another one you can file under ‘clubs that do not miss a trick’, Manchester United have written to fans to let them know their Old Trafford-based museum and stadium tours will reopen on May 17.

During the pandemic, staff have created two new exhibitions: ‘On the road to the 1999 Treble’ and ‘The history of the Theatre of Dreams’.
Keegan is an Oldham Athletic fan... he is a c*nt though
 
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