United thread 2020/21

[Tuearts right boot]

Yes, he gets the Salford round, extending his route by three miles, but he's expected to deliver the Sunday Supplements as well.

...and no nicking Mars Bars or a Razzle off the top shelf

 

[Ancient Citizen]

...and no nicking Mars Bars or a Razzle off the top shelf

Must confess, I swiped a copy of Health and Beauty when I first started, only
a bit more risque than page 197 of the Littlewoods catalogue, but it did the trick.

 

[itsnevereasy]

Or an obstacle course in which you must ignore your mobile phone ringing continuously as you negotiate a narrow toilet window and escape out of the swamp and make your way to the Trafford Centre to do some shopping.

Whilst sniffing a line of coke (allegedly)

 

[Mike Cledford]

Now then.....I hope that isn't true......

Who's running that team? Harry McLiar or Ferguson?

 

[laserblue]

It's Champions League Wednesday. Or, as United fans call it, 'Wednesday'.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Must confess, I swiped a copy of Health and Beauty when I first started, only
a bit more risque than page 197 of the Littlewoods catalogue, but it did the trick.

It was ' Health and Efficiency' when I was a kid and.....it was black and white. Ah the sight of a bit of fluff whilst wrestling with a 3 speed Sturmey Archer.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

It was ' Health and Efficiency' when I was a kid and.....it was black and white. Ah the sight of a bit of fluff whilst wrestling with a 3 speed Sturmey Archer.

Yes, You're right, my error, all about nudists I think, and the Sturmey Archer
takes me back!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

It's amazing, a topic on the Rags is now all about pre teen thrash mags.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

It's amazing, a topic on the Rags is now all about pre teen thrash mags.

There is a correlation and symmetry between wank and wank.

 

[mosssideblue]

SCUM