United thread 2020/21

[mexico1970]

SCUM

Great affirmation comment, lest we forget mate ;)

 

[Gazza]

It's Champions League Wednesday. Or, as United fans call it, 'Wednesday'.

Europa League Thursday coming up or as City fans call it, Thursday :-)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Always. There is never a time when the rags are not playing, because every time I look at the sports pages they are mentioned, so I can only assume that they are playing every single night of the week such is the media obsession with them.

They also get mentioned more time on The Chase than any other bloody club, I know that much.

And on Pointless.Quite fitting really.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Greggs to open shops despite first loss in 36 years

The bakery chain is confident of long-term recovery despite sales being hit amid the pandemic.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good news for the largest left back in world football.

Is it true that you can see his arse from the moon?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Is it true that you can see his arse from the moon?

Each cheek has a different postcode.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Is it true that you can see his arse from the moon?

I’m not on the moon so couldn’t tell you :-) but I would imagine so

 

[Gazza]

Is it true that you can see his arse from the moon?

He has three back pockets on his jeans.

 

[abu13]

Had to remind a Rag that they are playing Thursday nights to try and win a competition that were werent shit enough to enter.

 

[blue for life]

Next time a rag tells you ‘United are playing tonight’. The reply is ‘oh yeah it’s Thursday!’

 

[big gaz]

Is it true that you can see his arse from the moon?

KDB saw it at the derby and couldn't get close to it ;-)