United thread 2020/21

[blue b4 the moon]

I'm surprised they've not done a x-rated immersive tour. For another £25 you can have the Martin Edwards experience add on.

And include a pint with Robson in the deal.

 

[laserblue]

Guess there'll be a feature section on toilets and how they played a part in its naming.

They could even make it an interactive zone - play pin the fake IED on the back of the door/can you find it in time before the kick-off?

Or an immersive experience where you can feel first-hand what it must be like when a pair of eyes slowly appears beneath the gap.

Or an obstacle course in which you must ignore your mobile phone ringing continuously as you negotiate a narrow toilet window and escape out of the swamp and make your way to the Trafford Centre to do some shopping.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Or an obstacle course in which you must ignore your mobile phone ringing continuously as you negotiate a narrow toilet window and escape out of the swamp and make your way to the Trafford Centre to do some shopping.

Does this also involve being juiced up to the eyeballs?

 

[Vienna_70]

Does this also involve being juiced up to the eyeballs?

Allegedly.

 

[Pell]

Scenes if they signed an Albanian or a Greek

Maguire should lead by example, and learn it first!

 

[mat]

Scenes if they signed an Albanian or a Greek

Heard they were signing the next Greek superstar wonderkid KostaLottakach?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Maguire should lead by example, and learn it first!

No point. He will be somebody’s nice patio in the next five years.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Luke Shaw was confused when his Chinese fan club wasn't what he expected...

He expected another one about an hour later.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Does this also involve being juiced up to the eyeballs?

Worth £25 of anyone's money.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Or an obstacle course in which you must ignore your mobile phone ringing continuously as you negotiate a narrow toilet window and escape out of the swamp and make your way to the Trafford Centre to do some shopping.

This idea has got legs............

 

[old blue]

Phil the face is a champion! Even if him and the rest of the ugly sisters do get shipped out that ain't going to raise much cash. Unless you're Steve Bruce....

Everyone's saying that the vermin need a centre half. Is that admitting the the slab has the turning circle of the Titanic?

Or that the other defenders they've bought are bobbins?

I salute you Phil Jones man who launched a billion gifs!

My favourite is the one where he trips over the carpet at the edge of the pitch. West Ham I think.

 

[malg]

Scenes if they signed an Albanian or a Greek

Now then.....I hope that isn't true......

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Van De Beek wants out at the swamp, didn’t Sky say United were getting an £80 million pound player for £40 million? They never learn.

 

[oddfellows]

Van De Beek wants out at the swamp, didn’t Sky say United were getting an £80 million pound player for £40 million? They never learn.

And they will sell him for half that, great business

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

And they will sell him for half that, great business

I wouldn’t mind he was bought to replace Pogba who has been crocked for how long?

 

[Groke]

I wouldn’t mind he was bought to replace Pogba who has been crocked for how long?

That crop of Ajax players haven't really set the world alight

 

[aguero93:20]

And they will sell him for half that, great business

Nah, they'll make their money back I'd say, he's still got his reputation from Ajax and most people's opinion will be that he didn't get a chance at the swamp and the paper boy didn't know how to use him. I'd love him here if we needed a player in his role, reckon Guardiola would have him flying in our team.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Nah, they'll make their money back I'd say, he's still got his reputation from Ajax and most people's opinion will be that he didn't get a chance at the swamp and the paper boy didn't know how to use him. I'd love him here if we needed a player in his role, reckon Guardiola would have him flying in our team.

Happens with almost every player that goes to the swamp. They all end up regressing, Lingaard gets a move and starts playing decent. If you can’t run around like a headless chicken after a ball punted up the line you don’t stand a chance, they don’t know how to incorporate a player into their system.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I wouldn’t mind he was bought to replace Pogba who has been crocked for how long?

Well, judging by the way he's performed for them, about 5 years.

 

[Indaparkside]

Hope they win the euefa cup and finish 2nd this year really enjoyed watching them what a breath of fresh air ollie is