United thread 2020/21

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Dad, Please can I have a City kit, I'm a laughing stock at school
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One of my mates sent me a WhatsApp video of Rat Boy in his car singing a song smirking with the caption "Europa League Liverpool"...
Don't get me wrong I hope Liverpool play in the Thursdsy night cup, But Rat Boy is taking the piss our of Liverpool possibly going into the Europa League, Yet his shithouse of a club is in it this season they have played full strenght sides basically all the way and could go onto win it. How stupid are this lot.

When is the next time he's on Greedy TV? Can't wait to watch him squirm and stutter talking about "MCFC CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND".
 
Not a chance they'll riot again tonight. Less trains as a later kick off time and some will be grounded after last time. Plus it's heavy rain tonight and I believe that shipment of zebra patterned cagoules from china has been delayed due to rioting by the trillions of Chinese man united supporters in solidarity against, um whatever it was they were throwing their toys out of the pram for. Toys which coincidentally were probably also made in China and likely also by one of the trillions over there who support man united.

Still, I hope they do. I mean, if this is about the ESL and the glazers then the problem is still there, surely? If they don't riot it just looks like they were bitter about handing us the league title. But that can't be true, we're the bitter ones as we all know. But it would be lovely to see what snazzy threads zebra man and the gang can roll out on a Thursday, which as we all know is united's preferred day for footy. Thursday is the new Saturday after all.

Did united get charged or fined, by the way, for the breach of security leading to a match cancellation at old trafford for the second time in 5 years? Or at least for crimes against fashion? It seems to have gone very quiet on that subject. Or are the fa still putting all their power into investigating us for passing wind without prior notification to the authorities?
 
Ilovehappyendings said:
Where do you sign up to support United on Thursday? Obviously for 95 minutes only. How does one go about it? What do I need?
Do I need to wash in Holy Water afterwards or have a priest perform an exorcism?
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Dead easy this one..
Dress like a **** (zebra pants are in right now)
Talk like a ****
Act like a ****

And you’ll fit right in :)
 
SWPISHOME said:
One of my mates sent me a WhatsApp video of Rat Boy in his car singing a song smirking with the caption "Europa League Liverpool"...
Don't get me wrong I hope Liverpool play in the Thursdsy night cup, But Rat Boy is taking the piss our of Liverpool possibly going into the Europa League, Yet his shithouse of a club is in it this season they have played full strenght sides basically all the way and could go onto win it. How stupid are this lot.

When is the next time he's on Greedy TV? Can't wait to watch him squirm and stutter talking about "MCFC CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND".
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You can bet Neville will be writing an essay on what an amazing achievement it will be if the rags win it, restoring their winning mentality and a platform to challenge City. The last person they had in charge won the Europa league and finished a country mile behind City, turns out he got sacked.
 
Vienna_70 said:
So, that’s EIGHT consecutive years that little City have finished above those giants of the game, Trafford Red Sox, despite promises from Sir Toutalot.

I know I’ve said this before, but our 11 year-old City-mad grandson can’t ever remember that lot ending a season above us.

Long may it continue.
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It's amazing to think young kids will look at football totally differently to other people and hopefully won't fall into the media bullshit.

My formative years were mainly us on top, can just about remember watching the Leicester final on TV with my dad when I was 6, so most of my school years we were on top in the main.

My boy is 30 this summer and has seen near enough it all, going to school in Oldham and looking up at them in the table was character forming.
 
laserblue said:
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just as we wanted it................Liverpool miss out on top 4 and city win the league while they are all sat at home in their pyjamas........what a shit way to win it
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As opposed to being sat at home in your pyjamas knowing your team is not good enough, your manager a clown and your owners ripping you off.
What a knob
 
Fucking hell .the mighty Dwight Yorke on talkshite just now. Doing his coaching badges, said he was in the same class as Ryan Mason, probably dropping a hint as if to say " if hes in management I should be too ".
Cannot wait for the thickest fucker ever to get into management.
 
mac said:
Fucking hell .the mighty Dwight Yorke on talkshite just now. Doing his coaching badges, said he was in the same class as Ryan Mason, probably dropping a hint as if to say " if hes in management I should be too ".
Cannot wait for the thickest fucker ever to get into management.
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Wooney?
 
ancoats said:
memo to OGS your only still in with a chance because of your fans rioting vs liverpool stopping the game
you was getting beat that day and season over. but if the 3 home games you have coming up can go the same way rioting ? then it could go to the last city game of the season with utd having 3 games in hand and not having to play them
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Basically, 'if we run away and hide, technically they can't beat us'.
 
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