United thread 2020/21

[Tuearts right boot]

Embarrassing.

When he's older someone will play this back to him, probably at his stag do or his mums 40th and he will curl up in the fetal position out of pure embarrassment whilst being ridiculed for being a childish twat.

 

[I'm Blue]

Is zebra pants in there and I just can't see him?

Found him

 

[Craig]

Fines are useless, it only benefits the coffers of the premier league. Hit the rag fuckers with point deductions.

Yeah, don't disagree with that but again the ones behind this, basically loads of the FC utd lot would say if they got docked enough points to miss the Champions League their protest is working a treat because that would really hit the Glazers in their pockets.

 

[mac]

HEY RAGGY BASTARDS, IT IS SO FUCKING GOOD BEING SAT IN MY JIMJAMS DRINKING STELLA, WITH GAMES TO COME IN THE LEAGUE WHICH HAVE NO PRESSURE ON US. BUT YOUR SHOWER OF SHITE AND THE DIPPERS ARE GIVING US SO MUCH PLEASURE AS THE ONCE HAS BEENS ARE FUCKING IRRELEVANT.
DRINK IT IN.

 

[give it to gordon]

LOOOOOLL and they were laughing at the saxaphone busker who turned up at our place. Then united’s fanbase says “Hold my club partner beer” and rocks up with a paedo Mike Harding tribute act

Mike Harding that takes me back lol

 

[chedinho]

Lovely bunch.

All that trouble over £18.

 

[stonerblue]

hahahahah classic

 

[give it to gordon]

Throw the knobheads club out of the premiership lol

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

You’d think the dippers coaches would have a police escort, especially considering what happened last time.

There’s nobody on that & they’re using it as a decoy, give it 45 mins & the scallies will be out warming up on the pitch

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Embarrassing.

I like it it's catchy - can we have him in the South Stand for home games?

 

[Sir peace frog]

What the fuck haha

 

[I'm Blue]

There’s nobody on that & they’re using it as a decoy, give it 45 mins & the scallies will be out warming up on the pitch

Scallies?
United fans or dipper players?
Might need to narrow it down abit more.

 

[itsnevereasy]

Been told that the bus is a publicity stunt by sky, dippers are already in the ground…

 

[Vienna_70]

At a quick glance it looks like over £18 stolen, what the fuck they moaning about haha

Sometimes, you just can’t fit it all in!

Well spotted!

 

[lcfc_chump]

If the game is forfeited and it affects other teams' top 4 chances, I genuinely think united should be deducted enough points to drop them to fifth. Thin end of the wedge this, they need to do something fairly draconian to nip this kind of thing in the bud.

Although the Utd fans are convinced this is not,possible as it’s outside of the clubs remit to guarantee safe passage in the streets (it’s a decoy bus anyway).

So they try and start an ESL, no action as that victimises the fans, fans get games cancelled, but again no action, as that victimises the club.

Special.

 

[chedinho]

Fines are useless, it only benefits the coffers of the premier league. Hit the rag fuckers with point deductions.

Not till next season though.

 

[pfazz]

Can just imagine the Glazer family at home sat around the tv pissing laughing at this lot and getting stuck in to a case of Stella.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Men in black (MIB) drive cars in black (CIB) - so cliché......

 

[andthesunshineband]

Shouty Jim trying to make it exciting news. What a fuckin dullard that bloke is

 

[mike1923]

Good lord