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fuckinel i didn't realise phil the face was still there, had to google him, 165 games in 10yrs for em, what a stellar, or should i say stella signing!!
 
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I was at a little soiree yesterday afternoon where a rag medical staff member was in attendance. Most of the in laws are rags and hang on his every word as he holds court with tales about "the gaffer" (GPC), "eric the king" and "little scholesy". He was talking about Cuntona and said "the gaffer always had the eye for a player". I said "like Bebe? Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Tiaibi?" Brother in law says just ignore him he's a blue.
Talk came round to Kane and he says rags would have to be interested if he's available. Someone says he's done a recent interview citing Kevin De Bruyne as someone he'd love to play in the same team as. So the rag staff member says, and I quote "Bruno Fernandes can do everything De Bruyne can do". There was an interminable pause. Possibly people trying to comprehend if he was serious but I suspect everyone in that room knew I was about to unleash profanity. I said "are you fucking serious?" "that cheating goofy bastard isn't fit to lace Kev's boots" after which I was ushered away from him

Wife's still not speaking to me
 
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I was at a little soiree yesterday afternoon where a rag medical staff member was in attendance. Most of the in laws are rags and hang on his every word as he holds court with tales about "the gaffer" (GPC), "eric the king" and "little scholesy". He was talking about Cuntona and said "the gaffer always had the eye for a player". I said "like Bebe? Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Tiaibi?" Brother in law says just ignore him he's a blue.
Talk came round to Kane and he says rags would have to be interested if he's available. Someone says he's done a recent interview citing Kevin De Bruyne as someone he'd love to play in the same team as. So the rag staff member says, and I quote "Bruno Fernandes can do everything De Bruyne can do". There was an interminable pause. Possibly people trying to comprehend if he was serious but I suspect everyone in that room knew I was about to unleash profanity. I said "are you fucking serious?" "that cheating goofy bastard isn't fit to lace Kev's boots" after which I was ushered away from him

Wife's still not speaking to me
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Tell the truth and shame The Devil
 
oldhamblue said:
I was at a little soiree yesterday afternoon where a rag medical staff member was in attendance. Most of the in laws are rags and hang on his every word as he holds court with tales about "the gaffer" (GPC), "eric the king" and "little scholesy". He was talking about Cuntona and said "the gaffer always had the eye for a player". I said "like Bebe? Kleberson, Djemba Djemba, Tiaibi?" Brother in law says just ignore him he's a blue.
Talk came round to Kane and he says rags would have to be interested if he's available. Someone says he's done a recent interview citing Kevin De Bruyne as someone he'd love to play in the same team as. So the rag staff member says, and I quote "Bruno Fernandes can do everything De Bruyne can do". There was an interminable pause. Possibly people trying to comprehend if he was serious but I suspect everyone in that room knew I was about to unleash profanity. I said "are you fucking serious?" "that cheating goofy bastard isn't fit to lace Kev's boots" after which I was ushered away from him

Wife's still not speaking to me
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I don't know you or or family OB, but I would just like to say..thank you.
 
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