United thread 2020/21

[Blootoof]

Anagram of united are scum

united are scum

 

[Blueboy73]

What is the company he set up?

Mucs enterprises Ltd.
Money paid into offshore accounts too.
Nothing to see here obviously and no mention of this by the Rag arselickers in the media.

 

[Vienna_70]

That's bad, really really bad.

Not everything is Black And White!

 

[Blue Mist]

What is the company he set up?

Smoke and Mirrors Ltd.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Fill your boots and remember it next time some rag twat tells you how wonderful st Marcus of rashford is.
It’s the auditors report for 2019.

https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/document-api-images-live.ch.gov.uk/docs/bBIIHz7bW9gfbq8ho7C8XaevgJUq6ICr6H3CTQn5ChE/application-pdf?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=ASIAWRGBDBV3CVDWF2UO%2F20210609%2Feu-west-2%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20210609T120347Z&X-Amz-Expires=60&X-Amz-Security-Token=IQoJb3JpZ2luX2VjENP%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FwEaCWV1LXdlc3QtMiJHMEUCIQDKk6Pxq0S8vX6kC%2B5LTfd4gE4gnpNKveWY2Qi8%2FyctngIgeItrAFTjLU7p4fi7Hap%2FSYrShnNhLm1ZpkKMnVGtHnAqgwQIjP%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FARADGgw0NDkyMjkwMzI4MjIiDJZpvTUKoCAoraq7jyrXA2HmlG7E3gYbWWhGgiw9Iv9L4bxVD5RynDF5A6UzGxl3TKps3VYI%2Fu%2BrRImYLF8P43Yq%2BSoib6tvEa1cGcGoG5IpQHUKRVY4bqouEde6sd9dezhpmmKven5y9ThVPeitDzG7YdSxsI%2BpazKW3lIpd2mXupJROfnV6M95fbbDbqJYMHphnAKI9b3fJBVjHsZY1HuqiXtP8JFuvogbSdjfbv2TClTk3KPCtNBFfuoVNGVzn9JLoX5I2wmfhmYtojZ48rXE0%2FBs2mwuABRfiTJGi77I2tN1el2YmrM4U9uc%2F0r%2BIZsuajSxwhWCEue0k5HRmuqAoZi97f6O7JQXfpB1%2FXJHM5tKq56Bi5%2B5Y36hcGJNvBH3jnTyUCa0AlPlR0l18aBcm1Xj4oOApALo5Am9791d2XYkysaP586z3t%2BBaykdU59p2RgvNKYGz%2B4xfp9dDuqGXhMYkpWvSLttX5VCTHXbcMk0PK6D%2FMKi1ZPSbGb3Bp9pdvqt4K%2B6STK%2BPn1Z6YkfIAJFBtOGpfX9XV0yr9HPh%2BftwRy1paXRrXxh0aUHzctC9VjN573HUQsUf7DOguStaQ%2F6cdpf0qFcL7zfyKuvuoqb2ARADmu3yunciNf3kbNe6Hxi9DCJv4KGBjqlAb93zJcK6ENI0ejFmnMZUp%2F5ad4eTtvnNplN5%2FybuslnmXqp%2FsFqfqbpf67tsddadanL7MZkja2x2cRzmssyj2HbafY9CJS%2BwfK7dgOBcSuEbJcebF2lY2nLPlUfK%2FXJsopJed9LI47nDJCF%2BpRuotqQ5zt4nZjJ1exy7Tyeb3HVtqGczpSbPvgmeU75Yra0N%2BGH699bG05EFbvTVyXauG0eBnEUwg%3D%3D&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&response-content-disposition=inline%3Bfilename%3D%22companies_house_document.pdf%22&X-Amz-Signature=494bfc7efcd66533f40c949fec5ff45c6b2c8100fa23e87404937ca140207d15

 

[KentBlue]

Can't open it. What is it about?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

It’s the financial statement of his company showing the £8K salary and the £395K interest and tax free loan.
The company has one director and one employee.
Sir M of R.

 

[KentBlue]

Thanks, mate. Says it all about the çunt.

 

[bornblueegg]

A bit static for my liking

Doesn’t track back

 

[Blue Mist]

Mucs enterprises Ltd.
Money paid into offshore accounts too.
Nothing to see here obviously and no mention of this by the Rag arselickers in the media.

I read that and thought you were taking the piss...you're not !!!!! It is actually called mucs (read it backwards !!!) Someone is clearly taking the piss

 

[solley attwell]

It’s the financial statement of his company showing the £4K salary and the £395K interest and tax free loan.
The company has one director and one employee.
Sir M of R.

So I was wondering why rags fans still shout " a tax, a tax, a tax even after all these years

 

[KentBlue]

So I was wondering why rags fans still shout " a tax, a tax, a tax even after all these years

They never got the chance to shout that under Maureen!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Good player him

Winger, from Oldham, yes? ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Can't open it. What is it about?

I believe it is a picture of St. Marcus eating a KFC family bucket whilst smacking away the hand of what appears to be a hungry orphan.............

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Further reading available here.

Thread by @RealProfTwatter, Marcus Rashford has multiple Limited Companies to minimise the tax he pays. [...]

Thread by @RealProfTwatter, Marcus Rashford has multiple Limited Companies to minimise the tax he pays. [...]

twtext.com

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

It’s the financial statement of his company showing the £8K salary and the £395K interest and tax free loan.
The company has one director and one employee.
Sir M of R.

And what line of business is it?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Companies House says buying and sell real estate.
Surely it’s a front for free school dinners though.

isn’t it?

 

[The Black Shed]

Twats

 

[horlock_was_super]

Twats

That’s as good a way of spelling scum as I have ever seen

 

[KS55]

Seeing the absolute shitshow he has turned poor Valencia into, both financially and on the pitch, we can only live in hope

And then demolishing the swamp in favour of an appalling hotel.