United Thread - 2021/22

[crazyg]

Where the fuck did they get 36% possession?

Did they give the possession to the rags every time the ball was out of play?

If they had quoted the rags having 20% possession, I’d still have been surprised!

36%, someone’s on the wind up!

I think the last player to touch the ball before half time was a rag player, so they gave them the next 15 minutes as still in possession.

 

[canadianblue]

Big game? I thought it was more David de gea v Goliath. United played like Burnley. The contest was over after 8 min.

Silly rags should have set up with 11 defenders. We are the meanest possession based team in this league. Fucking toyed with them all match.

Yep

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Apparently Rodgers has got the job subject to DNA tests and psychometric testing to find out if he really knows "the United way."

He’s certainly got the character(TM)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Does anybody happen to know where one may acquire a chair like that? More to the point; why one would acquire a chair like that.

Thrones4U

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[canadianblue]

Loving the links to Rodgers. If and when they do pull the plug I hope that's who they bring in, (unless of course there is a move for Fat Sam).

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Goldbridge getting rinsed off Leyton Orient. What a fucking whopper

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I mean, talk about getting your priorities wrong. If I was a United fan after witnessing that utterly spineless excuse of a performance on Saturday, I'd have been straight down the pub on the lash and drowning my sorrows as soon as that final whistle went. Why the fuck anyone would wait around for ages afterwards just so they can hurl a bit of abuse at some opposing players is beyond my comprehension.

Especially as the dips are their rivals, all very strange I can only guess some of them had a text to say the London train was cancelled so they hung about to listen to a rag who only knows about 7 words and 6 are swear ones.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sorry if already posted only just seen this.
If there was ever any doubt what we are dealing with here this video shows it very clear.
I would have really enjoyed correcting the mouthy little rat when everyone had walked away.
Bell ends of the highest order.

I bet if any one of them had turned around, and started walking towards the little twat, he would have either ran for his life or shat his pants.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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I recon Ole knows he's gone, and he's been told to sit tight in essentially a caretaker role until either Bodgers or some other 'high profile' manager becomes available and Ole is too much of a yes man to tell the board to f*ck off and walk.