United Thread - 2021/22

[BlueMoonday]

Imagine being a grown man and spending your Saturday afternoon doing this.. just go to the pub and drown your sorrows, sad bastards.

 

[MillisleBlue]

I mean, talk about getting your priorities wrong. If I was a United fan after witnessing that utterly spineless excuse of a performance on Saturday, I'd have been straight down the pub on the lash and drowning my sorrows as soon as that final whistle went. Why the fuck anyone would wait around for ages afterwards just so they can hurl a bit of abuse at some opposing players is beyond my comprehension.

These days, I suspect the objective is social media respect. The knuckle-dragger holding the camera / phone will find solace in a few "likes" on social media and allowing him to momentarily forget:
It's a long way back to the home counties,
How empty and meaningless his existence is,
The orchestrated gravy-train of success is no longer guaranteed.

Still, they'll be signing Wesley Schneider in the morning...

 

[Blueknows]

They've spunked big money on players with no real thought or plan, especially if we were linked and it's been a disaster. Next year it will be nine years since they won the title.

And they've spent 1.5billion since then

 

[mat]

You know, I'm beginning to think Dwight Yorke might be a great replacement for Ole should the worst happen.

I recall a couple of years ago one headline read;

Even with Sir Alex Ferguson's help, I still can't get an interview': Dwight Yorke says it is harder for black coaches to become a manager as he opens up on his struggles to land a job in football​

There's some real positive media coverage to be gleaned here especially as, presumably, he wouldn't need any more new signings.

If he's that good then Slur Phalix should make him the next manager offer Ole....

 

[mat]

Just remind them that their ginger club legend sucks his daughters toes.

When in Oldham...

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

The likes of Yorke, Evra and co daren't risk crashing the gravy train of Club Ambassador roles selling the dream in the Far East or the corporate Legend jollies so they have to keep spouting bollocks.

Keane is the only one demonstrating integrity and saying like it is with some backing from Neville and Scholes.

Beautiful watching the decline into the wilderness years as GPC looks on.

The fact that GPC is witness to this is even sweeter. May he live long and suffer this pain.

 

[paulchapo]

This kind of sad fucks…

There’s a lot of nasty stuff in the world, much of it on the internet, and I don’t like adding to it by sharing links, but I’m guessing this won’t surprise readers of this thread. It’s eighteen months old; I can only hope the silly twats you can hear on this clip have done some growing up since it was filmed.

That sounds like the same voice as the moron filming and shouting abuse at our team. You'd just love a big fist to smack him and cut him off mid flow

 

[bluechippie]

This kind of sad fucks…

There’s a lot of nasty stuff in the world, much of it on the internet, and I don’t like adding to it by sharing links, but I’m guessing this won’t surprise readers of this thread. It’s eighteen months old; I can only hope the silly twats you can hear on this clip have done some growing up since it was filmed.

If the clip is eighteen months old , how come Grealish is in it?

 

[MP71]

What's he looking for - the last trophy they won?

Sancho

 

[wolviedinho]

Another Fernandes no-show from a big-game

Big game? I thought it was more David de gea v Goliath. United played like Burnley. The contest was over after 8 min.

Silly rags should have set up with 11 defenders. We are the meanest possession based team in this league. Fucking toyed with them all match.