United Thread - 2021/22

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Pretty damning:




Image as it's cropped on that tweet:

That is an incredible stat. Basically 3 times in 95 mins they had the ball in our area and i'm guessing the maguire one was a corner or set piece and the last one was the last kick of the game.

 

[MCFC1993]

That is an incredible stat. Basically 3 times in 95 mins they had the ball in our area and i'm guessing the maguire one was a corner or set piece and the last one was the last kick of the game.

I recall the Maguire one being a header over the bar and the Ronaldo one being their only shot on target.

I don't recall the other two touches. I assume the Greenwood one was a failed cross or dribble.

Edit: Ignore the Greenwood assumption, AHT below cleared that one up.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I recall the Maguire one being a header over the bar and the Ronaldo one being their only shot on target.

I don't recall the other two touches. I assume the Greenwood one was a failed cross or dribble.

I’d guess the Greenwood one was after Ederson parried out Ronaldo’s shinner.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

He’s certainly got the character(TM)

Can you imagine the absolute shite he will come out with as Rags manager?!?

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Imagine being a grown man and spending your Saturday afternoon doing this.. just go to the pub and drown your sorrows, sad bastards.

I’d be well motivated after that! Or is it post match?

 

[MCFC1993]

I’d guess the Greenwood one was after Ederson parried out Ronaldo’s shinner.

Ah you're right, I really should have guessed that given the 1 second time difference!

 

[KentBlue]

Nothing to do with that. He can’t walk away now, not when they are so close.

He'll walk if, when and how the pisscan tells him.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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They you go, what a prat.

That's the most attacking place on the pitch FCRon had been all afternoon.

 

[Roachy]

He'll walk if, when and how the pisscan tells him.

Bang on, he'll go when bacon chops authorises it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can you imagine the absolute shite he will come out with as Rags manager?!?

“The last 18 months we have been on a magic carpet ride of development but we still have a lot of growth to make.”

“My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study and that’s been my biggest influence.”

“I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”

“I love to run on the streets around here. I love seeing the people going about their business. These are our people. I love running late in the afternoon, when the doors are open and the dinners are on, and you can smell the mince cooking.”


Weird fucker