United Thread - 2021/22

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Blue Mist said:
This thread is on page 2414. The dips thread is wayyyyyyyy behind on 779 but, as we will play the feral scouse shit in the league and Cup they may catch up.

Remember, it is your duty to ensure this thread remains in front. The rags are the long-term enemy. Never forget the gpc laughed at us, the players took the piss and the fans were/are obnoxious bastards.
That's all, carry on.
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mat said:
Magliar score the winner at the Kop end.
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Nooooo. An own goal by the world's centre back having been put under pressure because of time wasting by the world's best right back trying to waste time with the world's best goalie going wrong.
In the 5th minute of added time of course.
In front of the Kop would do nicely thank you.
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
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It sounds hideous. He can’t publicly speak and his jokes are shite. It’ll just be frustrated rags there reminiscing.

The only interesting part will be his answer to why he eats his daughter‘s toenails.
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I saw a link on the same page about Fowler and Neville. Just glancing at it l saw the words 'Liverpool great', 'icon' and 'legend' used to describe Fowler.
It seems that Reach are slowly turning the MUEN into a Manchester edition of the Liverpool Echo.l don't like the MUEN but l dislike our local paper leaning towards Liverpool even less
 
Jamie Paradise on Talksport now, suggesting Tuchel is who they are going to try and appoint.
He would actually sort them out, so let’s hope Chelsea get sold asap so he stays there.
 
LangleyBlue1970 said:
Jamie Paradise on Talksport now, suggesting Tuchel is who they are going to try and appoint.
He would actually sort them out, so let’s hope Chelsea get sold asap so he stays there.
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Whoever gets appointed has to live with 3 (Ignoring the individual players) disatrous failures going forward, continuing to prevent a true assessment of their dire situation and stopping any chance of progressing.
First, as with all recent managers, the spectre of Fergie looms large, until he pops his clogs. His failure to move away is acting as a very unhealthy anchor to their glorious past.
Second, the present failed manager is also moving upstairs to become the Head of Shite, and will make life difficult for the incomer, as his mere presence will again prevent a truly critical approach of how the business - sorry, club - has been run in recent times. I know that's supposed to be part of his job, but it ain't gonna happen, because of 1 above and 3...
3rd, the disastrous collection of players have no empathy with any incoming manager, and additions to the squad without a mass clearout beforehand, will only result in further unhappiness and demoralisation from the inadequate players already there, many of whom - step forward Jones and Lingard, but there are numerous others - can afford to sit on lucrative contracts which have no chance of being matched elsewhere. This is so reminiscent of City in years gone by, but - happily - I can't see how their business model is ever going to allow them to change things so that they have the clear-out they need.
So, whether it's Tuchel, Pocchetino or Pullis, they're going nowhere slowly. Happy days, as they're staying light years behind us.
Thank God they appointed that footballing God,Wreck-it Ralph, to steer the bus to success. The wheels on the bus literally do go round and round in every sense. Do we have City fans on the board there?
Anyway, mind the gap!
Parp parp.
 
Do the rags think the new manager -whoever that may be- will have a magic wand that he'll be able to wave about and then suddenly this current crop of mid-table, criminally overpaid and overrated journeymen will become world beaters?
Do they really believe a new manager could turn Slabhead into a decent player overnight? Or make Ronaldo 20 years younger again? Or even remind Rashford and Pogbad that they are supposed to be sportsmen not social media heroes shining a light for their oppressed and downtrodden followers?

A top, top coach and a few billion spent overhauling the squad might be a start, but they are already miles off the pace and struggling to keep up, and by all accounts the ground is falling apart and is going to need a minimum of £1 billion to update and modernise.

Visage summed up the rags' plight, 'Fade To Grey.'
 
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LangleyBlue1970 said:
Jamie Paradise on Talksport now, suggesting Tuchel is who they are going to try and appoint.
He would actually sort them out, so let’s hope Chelsea get sold asap so he stays there.
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The slight problem with that is Chelsea will have new owners, full of promises and a vision of what they expect. The rags on the other hand have clowns in charge, no vision, 4 or 5 Directors of Football, 25 mercenaries and a meccano stadium.
 
the blue panther said:
Whoever gets appointed has to live with 3 (Ignoring the individual players) disatrous failures going forward, continuing to prevent a true assessment of their dire situation and stopping any chance of progressing.
First, as with all recent managers, the spectre of Fergie looms large, until he pops his clogs. His failure to move away is acting as a very unhealthy anchor to their glorious past.
Second, the present failed manager is also moving upstairs to become the Head of Shite, and will make life difficult for the incomer, as his mere presence will again prevent a truly critical approach of how the business - sorry, club - has been run in recent times. I know that's supposed to be part of his job, but it ain't gonna happen, because of 1 above and 3...
3rd, the disastrous collection of players have no empathy with any incoming manager, and additions to the squad without a mass clearout beforehand, will only result in further unhappiness and demoralisation from the inadequate players already there, many of whom - step forward Jones and Lingard, but there are numerous others - can afford to sit on lucrative contracts which have no chance of being matched elsewhere. This is so reminiscent of City in years gone by, but - happily - I can't see how their business model is ever going to allow them to change things so that they have the clear-out they need.
So, whether it's Tuchel, Pocchetino or Pullis, they're going nowhere slowly. Happy days, as they're staying light years behind us.
Thank God they appointed that footballing God,Wreck-it Ralph, to steer the bus to success. The wheels on the bus literally do go round and round in every sense. Do we have City fans on the board there?
Anyway, mind the gap!
Parp parp.
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Were I to shift from my preferred job at OT - arsonist - to applying for the 'poisoned chalice', I would insist that the GPC watched his beloved ramshackle bunch of ne'er-do-owts from the comfort of his care home.
 
Very pleasant couple of posts above.
It's a nasty vicious whirlpool they're in.

My only concern was when UMS decides to sell but, with the Saudis going to Newcastle there's not many really big players left who would chuck enough money at them to sort them out and not be in it for money. Yet again it seems the timing of our rise makes it worse for them.

There was a comment on BBC NW around us becoming the dips rivals, I know it should be the other way round but, there are green shoots in the media that the rag/dip narrative is on its way out too now, it's almost like they're irrelevant and the rats are deserting.
 
Manchester United want Everton and Brazil forward Richarlison. The 24-year-old has also been linked with Real Madrid, managed by former Toffees boss Carlo Ancelotti. (Goal.com)

Hope this happens. Not much better than what they have IMO.
 
manchester blue said:
Manchester United want Everton and Brazil forward Richarlison. The 24-year-old has also been linked with Real Madrid, managed by former Toffees boss Carlo Ancelotti. (Goal.com)

Hope this happens. Not much better than what they have IMO.
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Already has the perfect rags attributes of being a Mardy arsed whining twit!
 
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