United Thread - 2021/22

[crazyg]

Yeah because a CB pairing of Baileys and Linderwho is going to shut out the chavs, they will get fucking pumped

Howard Webb is coming out of retirement for this one game only. He has form in these matches.

 

[metalblue]

George Burley is looking for work.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Not sacked yet. He's just arrived at Carrington

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Not sacked yet. He's just arrived at Carrington

P45 after he has washed, vacuumed and waxed the gaffers car.

 

[Pablo123]

As a City fan who's a FOC. Part of me feels I should sympathise with them. Then I remembered the shit I had growing up from plastics at school and in the real world. The arrogance, and the banner.


Drink it in blues. What will piss them off more is not to ram it down their throats like they've done to us. It confuses them to fuck to pretend to empathise with them. They expect us to treat them they they did us.

Don't be a rag. Acknowledge their faults whilst chuckling to yourself quietly. We feel their hurt as pain as we've been there. They haven't. Treat them like they need charity, whilst feeling satisfaction inside that the tables have turned and they don't like it. As an FOC I know this won't last forever. And I won't preach about the glory days and feel we deserve our place at the top table. We will make history, but In a good way.

I’ve tried , really tried but I just can’t help myself

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You need to up your interviewing technique, may I suggest this line of questioning.

Are you a fully qualified plaster?

YES

Have you glowing references, pictures of your work?

YES

Are you Man Utd fans

YES

Miss Moneypenny, send in the next potential employee.

ER

Why are you still sitting there? Go away, no job for rags here.

I got a CV through for a van drivers job I was offering, very much a person point of contact role. His CV claimed he was a life long Uni....BIN. Gave the job to a guy who hated people.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

In 2014, at the end of Crystanbul, Neville put on a fake sorrowful face and said, looking over at the scouse contingent, basically, those fans are really sad because they know they had their chance, and it could be many years before Liverpool are back in the mix. Well, like it not, Liverpool regrouped, although it took a few years. Although if Liverpool had not got Klopp, I do find myself wondering about that.
But I now genuinely believe that United will be out of it for years and years. Oh, they'll win the odd league cup or F.A. cup from time to time. They won't be relegated again, as we had the pleasure of relegating them in 74. I'd truly love to see it, but it simply won't happen. But I genuinely don't believe they'll be seriously challenging for either the league or the CL for many years to come.

 

[blueinsa]

Brendon is nailed on for the gig.

A complete self obsessed narcissist who will do nothing but say how special the club is, how special the fans are, how wonderful it is to finally realise a dream of managing the worlds biggest club, etc etc etc…….

Bet he can’t wait to sink his teeth into the job ;-)

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

I want them to go down this year. Under the manager they get after they’ve sacked the paperboy’s replacement.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Official now. He’s gone