United Thread - 2021/22

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My old man, bless him. Text me earlier. He is a rag of 70 yrs standing. if there was a way of me linking it I would, but since this is brilliant I will take the time to type it verbatim:


"I was thinking about the United game yesterday. the clubs disregard for the fans. They played in City's colours and got made cunts of. Imagine City having a bad run & turning out in red and white"

Hahahahaha
 
Who the hell is running this shower of shit?
An article on the mUen has a statement ....................
"It is understood Ronaldo's agent, Jorge Mendes, sought assurances from the United board that decisive action would be taken at managerial level shortly after the Watford humbling"
If I was on the board of mUen I would tell him to f**k off and take his show pony with him. And by the way, no compensation package for your blatant disrespect of our mighty club. (Obviously a deluded idiot using the word "mighty").

But nobody at the swamp has the balls to tell the fucking show pony and his agent to fuck off .

The **** is bigger than the rancid club !

If there was, the Govan Bully would be kicked into touch too.
 
That current 8th place...
Chelsea away next, they could easily drop further:
Brighton-Leeds
Palace-Villa
Leicester-Watford
Maybe even Brentford-Everton

All of those could knock them down a place (getting hammered by Chelsea could cause them to lose 1 place anyway).
 
Imagine getting paid off 7.5 MILLION because you’re shit at your job.

7.5 MILLION. 7.5 MILLION. He has literally won the lottery.

that aside, clearly way out of his depth. Nothing on his CV to even indicate he would ever be suited for the role there.

Seems a nice guy and club legend and all that, don’t see why they don’t offer him a coaching role or ambassador or something instead.

anyway, let’s hope the next guy is as useless as him.
 
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So it begins, first rag mate puts his head above the parapet, just received text:

“You might be on top for now, but, class always shines through. Ole interview on MUFCTV is so sincere he’s been brilliant. We’ll kick on from here big time. City just shove managers out of the door without a backward glance.”

I suggested that their next manager should have a more ‘holistic’ approach ;)

Great shout on my part apparently. Can’t think where I got that idea from?

Poch, ZZ, Conte (yep he’s that deluded) and ten Hag will crawl over broken glass to take the job He’s told me. Bobby Manc and Brentan can fuck off for obvious reasons.

Buckle up Blues the next few months are going to be fun!
 
Imagine getting paid off 7.5 MILLION because you’re shit at your job.

7.5 MILLION. 7.5 MILLION. He has literally won the lottery.

that aside, clearly way out of his depth. Nothing on his CV to even indicate he would ever be suited for the role there.

Seems a nice guy and club legend and all that, don’t see why they don’t offer him a coaching role or ambassador or something instead.

anyway, let’s hope the next guy is as useless as him.
I’ll do it for a third of that.
 
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