United Thread - 2021/22

[Ted_Bovis]

I have a couple of theories.

Baconface is a sociopath- and actually doing his best to ensure he will stay ‘the best manager of all time’ by not allowing any potential manager to get close to his records. The worse they are the better his record looks.

Since the show pony players are there stinking out the ace with their egos- from Jogba to Bencho to FakeRon and HRH of school dinners - not a manager of any calibre will touch them.

Rod.
Own.
Back.

Joyous.

 

[Stoned Rose]

He’s shite.

Mwahahaha.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Carrick
United's
New
Tosspot

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

I'm loving this. So many brilliant posts I'm liking. It's great watching City play God's own football this afternoon and then revelling in the rag demise.

I thought the entertainment was over with the Noddy sacking. But it's now clear there is much merriment ahead with the appointment of an interim interim manager, united way, DNA, lurking Fergie spectre etc.

Get out the popcorn!

so much this. I spent 90 mins slavering over city killing Everton softly whilst blooding local lads from the academy, then spent about 6 hours reading about the shitshow in Trafford.

some people might think that’s a bit sad.

fuck ‘em.

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

Fully agree with everyone saying a top manager wouldn’t touch them.

with one slight caveat. The only reason a top manager would go near that gaff is for the money. That’s (not at all) coincidentally the same only reason why a top player would go near them.

and it’s why they’re fucked for the foreseeable.

drink it in etc etc

 

[bluethrunthru]

Deep. Deep. Joy.

first one to flick 'em the vee's - he can't see why he should fill in until next season then step down for Colin Wanker

 

[rickmcfc]

Please not Mancini. I can’t see him going there, although I think he would do a fantastic job. He wouldn’t do that to us would he?

 

[CharliesRightPeg]

Quick scan at squads
City 6 players 28 or over
Chelsea 10
Liverpool 12, including all 3 main strikers
Utd 12
Arsenal 9
Spurs 7

Some big rebuilds due soon that's gonna cost a lot of pennies

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

BREAKING NEWS

 

[14aguero]

I was momentarily tempted by the prospect of the De Bruyne's crosses flying at pace aimed at their current striker's head. He is destroying their season, as his incoming would have destroyed City's.