United Thread - 2021/22

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KentBlue said:
They are apparently going all out for Potch, and it seems he is interested. Ho-hum, another spin on the roulette wheel to see who gets to park in their rightful place.
But it's all academic because the stench of the rotting corpse of the pisscan permeates from every corner of that rancid swamp, and Bodgers, Potch or Zidane would have to work as the spectre of the bullying despot hovers above them like some malignant poltergeist-type figure swirling about in the ether.

When you have the middle-aged prancing pony behind the scenes calling the shots (under the guidance of that revolting Govan can of piss, naturally), you are as good as being dead in the water. Essentially they have handed over control of the club to a former player who only went back to his old stamping ground for the two simple reasons - a stupendous leviathan of a pay-packet and a final chance to take his ego to the new and unchartered heights that even Beckscum had never conquered.

What the rags have become can be explained in a few short phrases: They have become a club being run by an 80 year old man with a long and troubled history of alcohol abuse, aiding and abetting a vain, (alleged rapist and )egotistical narcissist from Portugal desperately hoping the two of them can turn back time and recreate the early 90's.


If only comedy writer John Sullivan hadn't died, he could have come up with a new comedic series aimed at the rags:
'Only Ghouls and Ponces.'
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Edited to include Ronnys forgotten crime
 
blueinsa said:
The biggest laugh in all this is not that they are shit, it’s the fact they literally can’t attract a top manager to leave their clubs for them right now.

An interim followed by an interim is hilarious.
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Can’t better Martin Samuels in the Mail on this:

“United have appointed a manager they barely trust to see out the month while they search for a man they barely trust to see out the season.”
 
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